Thread by @TheAdamSass, All Stars seasons as Ex-Boyfriends (thread) All Stars 1:-Your relationship started SO [...]

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All Stars seasons as Ex-Boyfriends (thread)

All Stars 1:
-Your relationship started SO AMAZINGLY ICONIC, sometimes you forget why he was bad
-Your friends will not stop shittalking him years later
-You know he was a problem, yet you’re nostalgic because he reminds you of a simpler time in your life

All Stars 2:
-You’re still in love with him
-That’s causing a lot of stress because your friends know it’s over, you know it’s over, but it literally can’t be over
-You go on Instagram just to see him again. It’s depressing.
-PLEASE COME BACK, WE CAN BE GOOD AGAIN

All Stars 3:
-traumatizing
-it just wasn’t meant to be
-idk
-it really could’ve worked
-it literally shouldn’t be this hard
-what’s wrong with me
-it was fine
-not worth getting that upset about
-I think I was just looking for someone to fix me
-I put unfair expectations on it

All Stars 4:
-a fucking brat
-

-shut up
-he really thought he was hilarious
-no, like, he thought he was the FUNNIEST one
-so disrespectful to Kacey Musgraves
-I can’t even be mad at him, I did it to myself
-I’m just happy he’s not in my life anymore, I’m grateful for that

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