the cursed story behind this pic and why your favorite izzy's mind is huge, a thread

so i was doing an snl trivia quiz (got 80% so first big brain moment of the thread)

one of the question had this pic as a "cover" or idk how you call it

at first i was like "oooooh omg hq vintage cheri and molly my rights "

but something did not sit right with my spirit (second big brain moment)

1. what is dis horrible hairstyle miss oteri?

2. whats dis not v cute top miss oteri?

3. why does norm looks hot in this pic he usually looks HORRIBLE (and i mean it) in hq pic from his wu days

poor man the only few hq pics we have from his ken doll phase are only taken on terrible angles

4. what is this yellow thing miss shannon?

5. what is this hairstyle miss shannon?

6. what is this get up mr michael?

so dummy izzy started to investigate w her mind

see, i recognised right away where that pic was from

my fav update bit of all time, cheri oteri on dangerous mind (weekend update of sat. 10/28/95, snl season 21 episode 4 w host gabriel byrne (i watched that ep at 2am just bc i wanted to see that bit 'live') )

first of all, do we see a difference here oomfs?

something shifted, things are about to get real

second of all LOOK AT HER MY BABY I LOVE HER SM MUSH MUSH SMOOCH SMOOCH MWAH

yellow norm is ugly thank god white norm took back its right

horny go away, my brain went further than that!!

shes about to enter y'all

miss shannon, looking gorgeous as usual, y'all will never catch her slipping cuz she just never does

wait turns out the yellow thing is still here, anyhoe wheres the lock miss shannon?

he's not here, AS IT SHOULD!!

then enter lorne 'habib' michael

well well well

so then izzy 'the brain' put her thicc braincells to work.

first, the ouftits changed (thank god)
second, the hairs changed (thank god 2)
third, at no point molly is sitting and smiling when lorne has the drawing in his hands WHICH ONLY MEANS ONE THING

THIS was taken at dress rehearsal or wtv rehearsal they did before

yes misses and misters, that's a rare picture of a rehearsal in the 90s that we're witnessing here.

in conclusion: more molly and cheri hq pics pls