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idc about football, i care about athletics. i don& #39;t play football, i partake in athletics. dont ask me any questions about football cause idk & idc
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obviously an arsenal fan thohttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤️" title="Red heart" aria-label="Emoji: Red heart">.
obviously an arsenal fan tho
i am a creative writing genius, i like to write stories, i& #39;m very descriptive. when i was a kid i used to write my own stories & they banged
i do not like sauce. when i eat food i dont put ANY SAUCE. my chicken & chips is plain, my nandos is plain, my kfc is plain. I DO NOT LIKE SAUCE AT ALL.
i& #39;m very private about my entire life. including what tv shows i watch, don& #39;t ask me if i watch something cause i won& #39;t tell you. i& #39;ll purposefully deceive you if you ask me about it
why is this harder than i thought lmaooo
i dont cry cause crying is gay, i dont let out my emotions cause that& #39;s gay too & that& #39;s thathttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👍🏾" title="Thumbs up (medium dark skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Thumbs up (medium dark skin tone)">.
i genuinely think im ugly tbh, there& #39;s no convincing me otherwise
i do not take pictures at all, do not snap me. do not take pictures of me because i will smash your phone. it was even a struggle to take my prom pictures.
i& #39;ve got really dark humour, i laugh at the darkest things & idc
a non sexual turn on me for is catwalking, i love it when a woman catwalkshttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes">.
when i was in primary i wanted to become a vampire so bad so i printed off spells, lighted candles etc & started chanting, hoping that i would turn into a vampire
you could say im nonchalant cause idc about anything, i genuinely don& #39;t & i dont give a fuck what you think either
i drink tea like 10 times a day. yes i make 10 cups of tea DAILY. i like it so i do it inih
my first ever sexual interaction was in year 2, during a science lesson when we were trying to light a bulb in different ways.
my dad caught me watching porn (redtube) in year 2. i obviously subscribed & he took control of my email & changed the password in order to lock me out of it, till this day idk the password for that yahoo account
im very very shy, in person you& #39;ll mistaken me for that indian kid with big glasses at the back of the class. im actually incredibly shy
i hate missionary with all my heart. im never gonna do missionary, it& #39;s backshots all the way. i just find missionary cringe & it& #39;s just never gonna happenhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤢" title="Nauseated face" aria-label="Emoji: Nauseated face">.
i don& #39;t like white girls. i like black girls but ONLY brownskin & darkskins.
not that mulatto type or lightskins or whatever you wanna call them
not that mulatto type or lightskins or whatever you wanna call them
dont ever touch my phone or ill crush your skull into a thousand pieces and use them as sugar cubes when drinking tea. i dont ramp when it comes to my phone bmt
i love it when a girl wears frontalshttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes">.
if you wear closures you get blocked immediately cause this is what we not finna do
scum
if you wear closures you get blocked immediately cause this is what we not finna do
scum
i like wearing black, i wear black to college everyday, black tracksuits, black jacket, black SOCKS. black everything
im flexible lmaooooo
i love it when girls have extra extra extra long nails, it& #39;s incredibly sexy
owner of these nails - @EllaZanae
owner of these nails - @EllaZanae
i& #39;m not really pressed by sexual desires when it comes to relationships, i can wait 200 years before having any sexual interaction because idrc about it like that. ofc i have the urges but i can wait until she& #39;s comfortable no matter how long
as a kid, uno in black churches how during praise & worship they sang "when Jesus says yes, nobody can say no"
i said no through the entire song.
especially if i was pissed off
i said no through the entire song.
especially if i was pissed off
in year 5 i found all my teachers on facebook, printed off all their pictures & brought it to school to show my friends
i got in hella trouble for that oml
i got in hella trouble for that oml
also this: https://twitter.com/a7william/status/1252408863199948801">https://twitter.com/a7william...
i only watch homemade BLACK porn, professional just isn& #39;t as titillating.
homemade hits DIFFERENThttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😋" title="Face savouring food" aria-label="Emoji: Face savouring food">.
homemade hits DIFFERENT
dont get it twisted im a big man but im fucking scared of spiders
im currently sleeping in my sisters room cause there was a spider in my room 2 days ago & i& #39;ve decided that im not going back therehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😕" title="Confused face" aria-label="Emoji: Confused face">.
im currently sleeping in my sisters room cause there was a spider in my room 2 days ago & i& #39;ve decided that im not going back there
if someone got shot in front of me my face would just remain straight like this cause what am i supposed to do?? cry?
even if my wife wants 6 kids, the max im having is 3. im not having more than 3 & if you dont like it then divorce yeah???
