I know it’s way too late to be asking this but do people jerk off to ASMR? It’s like someone assembled a fetish from a box that was missing parts.
I’m watching a middle aged southern woman whisper instructions for making banana pudding and I think I finally hit the part of quarantine where I fucking lose it.
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