Sometimes being a freelance writer means asking an esteemed health expert "Are gloryholes COVID safe because TECHNICALLY you aren't in the same room?" for an article.

Also editors, hit me up. I'm about to start pitching this beauty.

I promise I will not include the term HOEVID-19 in the article I'm writing despite how badly I may wish to.

The answer, by the way, is no. Gloryholes aren't really any safer than normal ol' hookups.

Although I'm sure someone will make a quarantine gloryhole video for @Pornhub before too long if they haven't already.

I also really need to pitch an article that addresses the misconception that online sex workers are making bank right now.

1. Everyone's going into online sex work because they got laid off.
2. No one has money.
3. Everyone's wives are home so how are they supposed to watch?