In these uncertain times of uncertainty where nothing is certain, we certainly don’t know what’s certain, but what’s for sure certain is that the certainty of whether or not things are uncertain is uncertain

with love from your friends at Starbucks

Here at Corporation, we understand that there is a Current Event. Look at this photo of a place of business with a “closed” sign. Here’s an ethnically ambiguous woman in Nurse Uniform. She could be your sister. Give us your money.

Some people think Pringles are good, but here at Pringles we think that DOCTORS are good.

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