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SET MAX appeals to viewers to stay home during lockdown, assures ‘Sooryavansham’ will be aired daily

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SET Max appeals to viewers to stay home during lockdown, assures ‘Sooryavansham’ will be aired…

In the wake of increasing appeals to people all over the country to stay at home during the lockdown, top Indian media conglomerate…

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Vijay Mallya offers to return to India, GOI refuses

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Vijay Mallya offers to return to India, GOI refuses

In a rather surprising turn of events, former liquor baron and London-based fugitive Vijay Mallya, has voluntarily offered to return to…

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Kailasa island bans arrival and departure of all international flights

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Kailasa island bans arrival and departure of all international flights

Amid growing concerns over the Coronavirus outbreak all over the world, with many countries having banned the arrivals and departures of…

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Mukesh Ambani imposes social distancing within Antilla too, orders elevator shutdown during lockdown

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Mukesh Ambani imposes social distancing within Antilla too, orders elevator shutdown during…

Reliance Industries Ltd chairman Mukesh Ambani has announced a slew of stern measures to implement social distancing and a lockdown within…

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Bengaluru motorists unfazed about no-vehicles-on-roads rule, say they anyway drive on the footpath

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Bengaluru motorists unfazed about no-vehicles-on-roads rule, say they anyway drive on the footpath

The Karnataka DGP’s “Not an April Fool prank” tweet announcing the ban of vehicles on Bengaluru’s roads sent netizens into a tizzy, but as…

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Arnab to feature 100 Congress + 5 BJP spokespersons in the next TV debate, to combat Mahabharat viewership

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Arnab to feature 100 Congress + 5 BJP spokespersons in the next TV debate, to combat Mahabharat…

With national government broadcaster Doordarshan upping the ante in the war of TRPs, by retelecasting the Mahabharat series, other…

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Single-screen theatre owners to name balcony class after PM Modi

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Single-screen theatre owners to name balcony class after PM Modi

After yet another announcement from PM Narendra Modi urging the nation to perform a task from their balconies and doorsteps, the Remaining…

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NASA braces itself for WhatsApp image storm, will turn all its satellites off on April 5th at 9 pm IST

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NASA braces itself for WhatsApp image storm, will turn all its satellites off on April 5th at 9 pm…

Moments after PM Modi’s appeal to the country to turn all their lights off for 9 minutes at 9 pm on April 5th and light lamps or flash…

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“NASA’s returned astronauts may have brought the Corona virus from outer space”: Chinese Govt spokesperson

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“NASA’s returned astronauts may have brought the Corona virus from outer space”: Chinese Govt…

Barely a few days after claiming that the Corona virus originated from the US, Chinese foreign ministry spokesperson Zhao Lijian has…

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PM Modi’s next task to nation: prepare and drink Dalgona chai on balcony on April 9th at 9 am for 9 minutes

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PM Modi’s next task to nation: prepare and drink Dalgona chai on balcony on April 9th at 9 am for…

According to sources at the PMO, PM Narendra Modi’s next balcony task in his weekly appeal, is likely to be preparing and drinking Dalgona…

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Saamana announces shutdown, says even they aren’t able to praise CM as much as Indian media

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Saamana announces shutdown, says even they aren’t able to praise CM as much as Indian media

In a shocking turn of events, Shiv Sena mouthpiece Saamana, has announced an abrupt shutdown of operations, after 32 years of existence…

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India demands Rafael Nadal in exchange for Hydroxychloroquine supplies to Spain

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India demands Rafael Nadal in exchange for Hydroxychloroquine supplies to Spain

In exchange for the generous supplies of the anti-COVID-19 drug Hydroxychloroquine to Spain, he Indian government has demanded none less…

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Pritam claims no objection to Tanishk Bagchi recreating his songs, says most tunes anyway aren’t his

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Pritam claims no objection to Tanishk Bagchi recreating his songs, says most tunes anyway aren’t…

Following widespread outrage and criticism over music (de)composer Tanishk Bagchi’s reprised version of AR Rahman’s Masakkali from Delhi-6…

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Ravish Kumar, Shekhar Gupta develop Jaat-Setu app, will detect castes of people they cross paths with

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Ravish Kumar, Shekhar Gupta develop Jaat-Setu app, will detect castes of people they cross paths…

Top Indian journalists Ravish Kumar and Shekhar Gupta have announced that they have developed a new called ‘Jaat-Setu’, on the lines of…

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Potpourri: Top L

Ldown headlines this week

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Potpourri: Top L😂Ldown headlines this week

Google offers Google Plus as isolation centre, says no chance of anyone visiting there

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Arvind Kejriwal quarantined after he accidentally coughs continuously during AAP meeting

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Arvind Kejriwal quarantined after he accidentally coughs continuously during AAP meeting

In a bizarre turn of events, Delhi Chief Minister Arvind Kejriwal has been quarantined after he began to accidentally cough incessantly…

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BCCI plans India — Sri Lanka series, says even Corona virus will find it too boring to affect

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BCCI plans India — Sri Lanka series, says even Corona virus will find it too boring to affect

In a striking lack of concern for the ongoing Covid-19 pandemic across the country, the BCCI has announced that it is mulling organizing…

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Emraan Hashmi rejects movie based on Corona outbreak, says can’t kiss with masks on

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Emraan Hashmi rejects movie based on Corona outbreak, says can’t kiss with masks on

Even as rumor mills are on overdrive about Bollywood actor Akshay Kumar’s next movie being titled ‘Lockdown’, based on the ongoing Corona…

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Home Ministry orders Police to announce “Money Heist” spoilers from jeeps, to keep youth off roads

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Home Ministry orders Police to announce “Money Heist” spoilers from jeeps, to keep youth off roads

Having run out of ideas to keep the youth away from the streets, the Union Home Ministry has now ordered police forces all over the…

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Bollywood appeals for cracker-free celebrations during the Ramayan TV serial finale

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Bollywood appeals for cracker-free celebrations during the Ramayan TV serial finale

With the retelecast of Ramanand Sagar’s Ramayan serial set to reach its finale, Bollywood actors have, once again, called for cracker-free…

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India responds to Swiss gesture, projects Arbaaz Khan’s face on Mt. Kanchenjunga

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India responds to Swiss gesture, projects Arbaaz Khan’s face on Mt. Kanchenjunga

A day after Switzerland projected the tricolor on the Swiss Alps in a display of solidarity with the nation, the Indian government…

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