Read on Twitter
. @MarcosWithAnOh may or may not be under the influence (i cannot confirm or deny) and he’s actually going to be following a recipe to make cookies so I’ll be live tweeting. Stay tuned.
Don’t worry I’ll thread.
Don’t worry I’ll thread.
Him: “Do we have baking soda? Baking powder too?”
Me: “yes!”
Him: “what’s the fucking difference?!?”
Me: “yes!”
Him: “what’s the fucking difference?!?”
Him: “only one egg?!”
Me: “if that’s what the recipe calls for yes!”
Him: “that’s ridiculous. I’m using like 6”
Me: “if that’s what the recipe calls for yes!”
Him: “that’s ridiculous. I’m using like 6”
He didn’t know there were a range of sizes for measuring cups and spoons.
He sounded shocked.
He sounded shocked.
“1 stick of butter is only a half cup?! God damn! And it needs to be room temp?!”
“Sugar? Like just normal sugar?”
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“That’s soft ass butter. How do I cream this? Cream?!? It’s so buttery... my fingers are perma lubed..”
Me: “have you literally never followed a recipe before?”
Him: “NO! wtf? It’s actually turning into something. Whoa.”
@NateSuperFamous: “how high are you?”
Him: “pretty high.”
Him: “NO! wtf? It’s actually turning into something. Whoa.”
@NateSuperFamous: “how high are you?”
Him: “pretty high.”
Him: “one cup of vanilla extract...”
Nate and I: “WHAT?!?!”
Nate and I: “WHAT?!?!”
Him: “that’s brutal!”
Me: “what is?”
Him: “stirring that shit. I feel like I just had a jerk-off-a-thon”
Me: “what is?”
Him: “stirring that shit. I feel like I just had a jerk-off-a-thon”
Him: “now to add my signature flair!”
I don’t know what he put into the bowl.
I don’t know what he put into the bowl.
Him: “we need a big baking sheet. If only that big cupcake pan was flat....”
We have two pretty big baking sheets guys.
We have two pretty big baking sheets guys.
Him: “I need to ball these up in my hand?”
Me: “yeah!”
Him: “but it’s so sticky tho...”
Me: “why....?”
Me: “yeah!”
Him: “but it’s so sticky tho...”
Me: “why....?”
Him after taking another hit: “you don’t have to flatten them out? You just put them in a ball? Really?”
Me: “yes”
Him: “interesting...”
Me: “yes”
Him: “interesting...”
