Bad Football jokes
(A Thread)
If Wan Bissaka was in Star Wars would that make him Obi Wan Bissaka?
If Danny Ings was in The Lord of the Rings would that make it the lord of the ings?
If Balotelli was in teletubbies would that make it Ballotellitubies?
If Reus was in egg fried rice would that make it egg fried reus?
If John Stones was in Game of Thrones would that make it Game of Stones?
If Iwobi was in Star Wars would that make him Obi Wan Iwobi?
If Digne was in come dine with me would that make it come Digne within me?
If Walker was in Star Wars would that make him Luke KyleWalker?
If Skrtel was in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles would that make it Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels?
If Fabregas was in Sex and the City would that make it Cesc and the City?
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