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Okay Once Upon a Time here we go
Oh I feel like I'm gonna love the costumes
Anyone else always hated the fact that the prince kissed Snow White's corps to revive her
Why do people insist on allowing their small children to travel alone
SON? my girl is shooktd
Rumplestiltskin is ROWDY
also super boring that his actual name is Prince Charming
Snow the one rule about mr rumple is to no tell him too much information
christian grey?!?!!
ahha the mayor is the evil queen!! excellent
so we're drinking and driving now
lmao grandma. lmao mom
hold on. there are like 6 seasons. what the hell happens?
we know that no one else knows about their situation, but does the mayor?
oh yes rumple knows rumple always knows
lmao evil queen and maleficent are homies
ah yes 2011 cgi
damn this show is really making me wanna live in a small ass town
okay so if everyone is frozen in time. EXPLAIN THE KIDS
hold on is diner girl red riding hood. also why is she thotty. dont get me wrong i love it but why
o boy snow and charming are giving me that juicy enemy to lovers
imagine being light and kidnapable. lmao couldn't be me
they said whitney is the one true fairy god mother
good sis rumple back at it again
damn that repeating the rules before your mom leaves is a mood
jiminy said custody battle 
king midas, really hate to break it to yall but midas and Percy already had this fight
rumple is main character isn't he
Not a slap but a PUNCH IN THE FACE
Wait does this mean she's knows
lmao i just realized that is twin lannister
What is this beauty and the beast knock off
Haha Mr french cos the story takes place in France
my guy wrote 2 cards lmaooo
they hatch the dwarfs from eggs
diamonds dirt and dwarves oh my
am i weeping over a fairy and a dwarf rn...yes
why are the phones in this place so retro. isnt it 2011
Lmao this snow white intervention
I have some theories about who this chap August really is
Sebastian Stan plays mad very well, also
Nononono this queen is too wicked you can't tell me you're holding onto this vendetta over something a child did
Ahaha I knew it I am a slouth
The one deal he broke
I know better than this. It isn't the end of them
Wait wig what. Sir there isn't magic here
Wait oh hahaha m*rder
Poor Rumple swindled again
Emma said fuck the chess we're playing Mahjong
I NEED to know what they're gonna have to make Emma succeed cos damn
Henry is madddd he really tried to off them
Not the guillotine. what is this, France?
It's hilarious how much of the "other world" scenes were filmed in front of a green screen
Rumple reminds me of that jester guy from sky high
This is like when Shrek and donkey went to save Fiona
As much as they're rowdy kinda living for the parallels
Emma just looked and said "IS THAT A DRAGON"
Lmao fk the sward it's 2011
Rumple said I'm here for the wardrobe
Okay I'm just gonna say it. Super frickin weird to kiss a corpse on the mouth
Ah yes Emma taking a page out of her dad's playbook. Kissing a corpse
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I REFUSE FOR THAT TO BE THE WAY IT GOES
I once again just now ask. What the hell do they do for the next SIX SEASONS
Ah yes another curse
End of season 1
Okay time for season 2 of once upon a time
In Netflix did you upload the wrong show?
Oh nope here we go
I didn't realize how much corpse kissing is in the Disney stories
Does this mean Emmaās just as old as her parents
Now why is belle Australian
Oh yeah now she's your mom Henry. Gimme a break
MULAN?!
Ah so heās a liar in this show too arenāt you Phillip/ren
So after all that reginas done I would let that thing yeet her soul from her body
If Mulan sacrifices herself for this white man Imma be livid
Another LAND
also this episode feels very #girlpower
Child snow was a rowdy ting honestly
Her dad is a bad parent. Keeping Regina with her crazy ass mother
Kinda living for the fact that mulan is bullying the whites
Lmao Regina super should have killed her mother
Itās Lancelot time babyyy
Also is Boyd!
The mad hatter is a sad bitch
This pirate guy is very hot wtf
Ruby is hot right?
Belleās father is insane
Lmao hot pirate guy is Captain Hook right
This show is really making want to finally watch these damn Disney movies
No really how do they just yank peopleās hearts out like that
Hold on are they gonna give Regina a REDEMPTION ARC
Frankenstein?!
Are you kidding misogyny won?
Lmao not warewolf speed
Snow fighting in a cardigan is hilarious
If they really wanted to be zesty they would make mulan and Aurora lesbians
Aurora is so very annoying my goodness
No really Regina was a MURDERER. No redemption arc
This child actor is really CARRYING this show on his back
Ngl Regina had some lewks as the queen
So does this mean that Rumple could have escaped anytime
When the hell did Emma learn to sword fight
Lmao no heart for you dummy
But like what would happen explosion, shredding to bits?
Imagine doing some of the acting. Like it looks silly with the cgi so image
Omg Henry called Emma mom. I'm not crying you're crying
So Mulan aurora and hook have to stay behind
"let's save Phillip" boring just be gay together and move on gosh
Now the real question can hook and Cora still leave town
Nah they're real though. She tried to kill them yesterday
Charmings pimp cape is low-key iconic
Hold on did they give charming a full beat and a pink lip?
Rumple hitting people with his cane is comedy
Why do I want Mulan to be gay so badly. What is wrong with me
Oh my gosh they're mixing these stories so much
So belle helps this beast but it's Aurora's Phillip who was cursed by maleficent
Not Rumple being a flat earther
I would pass away if Archie came through my door
Is hook insinuating that his stump has a dildo attachment
Lmao why is Frankensteins world in black and white
Mr Frankenstein is a bad father
Yikes not a suicidal giant
Hold on Jack was a girl?!!?
Damn original James really sucked damn
Aw now there are 7 dwarves again
I can't handle this foreigner Greg go back home dude
Snow/Mary's eyebrows are on point
Why on earth does this girl have LASHES on her eyehands
Honestly rumples wife SUCKS
like really Rumple was really just trying to be there for his son and she's dragging him for it
Sir you really could have just ran with the lie. Out here screaming
Henry is too well adjusted for what has happened to him
Damn young snow sucks
Bailee Madison was acting her heart out when she was young
This heart ripping thing isn't getting any easier
Mary should start doing more murder
No wonder she was always bullying her husband she loved Rumple. Damn Henry didn't deserve that
Here's hoping Mary's doing more murder
These bejeweled hearts would make a fantastic paper weight
Mary is being mad manipulative
Living for it
Ah yes this is why Rumple hates Cora
Owen is Greg yes?
Really bad reputation Mary. Hardly
Why would she trust a literal stranger who she just met
She hit him like she had no control. Silly woman
Girl friend is acting like she just committed some big bad. All she did was taze him
How would tazing him work heās wooden
Poor August heās gonna have to go through puberty again
What is this grandpa wing man nonsense
See I knew this girl wasn't trustworthy. She jogs
What is this government agency
Alright gennifer crying on command
What kind of duppy business
His eyes are GLOWING Wendy
See what I mean. Don't trust people who run voluntarily. They're always running from something
Unholy. Why we always gotta bring the Lord into this
Why does it always gotta be a cult
Mary this is why you don't randomly magically tether yourself to someone
Wendy those children are dead. I haven't seen Peter Pan but I know that much
Is Peter the Grimm reaper
Granny with the crossbow is always sending
Lmao rumples like it iz what it iz
If this was any other show Regina would have die 6 times by now. Damn let her sink
This is smelling very season finale to me
Ha I was correct! On to season 3
Season 3!
I love that it's supposed to be a continuation scene but everyone's hair is a little different
What kind of technology can let them communicate threw worlds
HA none that kind. Idiots now they're stranded
Whenever Mary and David come to be "parents" I laugh. It's ridiculous. They're the same age
I knew there was something off about him. Peter is a murderer
Aw yeah Mulan is back
It's Ariel and her sisters
Fish! Don't be racist charming
Why would you wanna catch one
I don't trust this man
Ah ha I knew it. Peter Pan. Sketchy
What is he gonna do carve it out?
How the hell and why the hell would you cut off your own shadow
Am I really out here geeking out over Excalibur
The queen consistently comes out with the LOOKS
Ew the wound is breathing
It's tink time!
MOTH! That feels racist
Damn the blue fairy was stone cold
My next question is are these hearts cold? Are they wet?
Poor mulan twarted by a fetus
Snow really has some unresolved trauma. She needs to talk to somebody
Poor baelfire. As much as he was a big ole brat to his father, he's trapped
Is peter piper Peter Pan? Damn really making me mistrust peters damn
Is that the kraken?
The cgi in this show is to rowdy I love it
Wait, is hook the hero we need?
This is what happens when you leave boys to their own devices. Rowdy fire dancing
Ha! I knew it. Peter is the devil
Also is āpanā supposed to be like the god Pan from mythology
Gold plated rumple is so rowdy honestly
Why does rumple have war paint. Literally why?
Who else doesnāt care that charming is on deaths door
See rumple consent matters
Pretty sure Henry didnāt sign up to get stabbed clay jenson
Damn this show isn't about fairy tales it's about managing and recovering from trauma
Puleeeease tell me hooks brother is davey jones
Charming out here saying goodbye. Mary is gonna revive him just to kill him for dieing
What is with hooks ponytail
Also notice how they went to a land they assumed was uninhabited and there was someone there. And yet they didn't care
Why would he cut himself so big. Why not just prick a finger
Woah that's not clay Jenson. It's Eric. Damn do they know they look the same
Charming now is not the effing time
That ship is the flying Dutchman right?
Liam? Who the frick. Damn I hate being wrong
You should carry some Neverland dirt with you at all times. Then you'll technically never leave
Emma we all don't want to see them kiss ever again. Trust
Girl that kiss was gross
Snow said I'd rather friggin die
Ah yes Ariel another fool who sold her soul for the white man
Ah thereās Ursula
No really how did they find so many same looking white men. Itās kind of incredible
Damn we just snapping necks
WHY THE HELL IS SHE URSULA
Girl you should know that this will be messy
Damn Ariel is trying to kill Snow. No consent
Silly Ariel. Swindled!
No seriously Snow has ptsd
Lol itās secret spilling time
Whatās with the effing love triangles
Ariel you can swim. Wonāt they be travelling by sea
Lmao gone goes the voice
So how did Eric end up in storybrook but not Ariel? Cos she was in the water?
I love that Ariel has her little purse. A lady
Big mood Happy. Snow and Charming are trouble makers
Lol hook you put your hook in your mouth
So rumple sends this sand dollar through RELMS and canāt just say what the shit the thing is
Belle really has Stockholmās syndrome huh
I wonder where they filmed this show. So many of the randoms are British and Australian
Honestly I now understand tumblr fall 2013. Hook do be hittin. Canāt even lie
Lmao heās out here finding a spot to settle
Snow he friggin told you. Like my god relax
Damn I donāt think Iāll like anyone enough to do all that shit with Snow and charming
Not a choose one lmao
This shadow thing looks more painful than the heart thing
Ah yes Wendy and her brothers
Wendy will hate men forever after this
Ahlie Emma. Youāre not a prize to be won. Youāre a mother. Those two idiots better sit down
The kid who plays Pan is a good actor cos I really wanna punch him in the face
These spinning twins are creepy wtf
The repositioning of everyone to beat rumples ass
My question now is. Is Pan his father?
Baby rumples accent is iconic
Damn Bae keepin em honest
Lmao rumples dad is cray wtf
What the hell is gonna happen to John Michael and Wendy
Theyāve been on this island for a week. Imagine the smells
Where the hell did they find a boat
Rumples dad literally sold him to pan
I KNEW IT
Iām a friggin genius. This is amazing. I love myself honestly. I am gods gift to this earth
Thereās always two old lesbians to take care of orphans.
So the real power of the island is the floating duppy I see
Henry literally why would you believe Pan over your family
Also donāt you think if you give your heart you will die
This is why children shouldnāt be allowed to make decisions
His Lieutenant needs a swift kick in the shorts
Home girl out here committing crimes cos she canāt parent
He can smell the evil on you
Regina simply kept forgetting that Gold forgot he was Rumple (allegedly)
Damn gay adoption in 2001?
Regina couldnāt give a shit
Oh so sheās making herself forget
Damn I need this potion
Bae is out here breaking generational curses
I knew the eyes were glowing for a reason. Little trickster
Snows wedding wig is rowdy
Silly tings itās only ep10. Thereās much more nonsense afoot
Snow Charming is trying to fuck. Bun the virtue
Somehow long haired snows wigs are getting rowdier with every season
Letting her. Sir we donāt play with misogyny here
Lol coparentings a bitch
She canāt take Regina out of her mind because of TRAUMA Charming
Alright David is already here for the dad jokes
Tink and Hook eh. Did they get together in the movie?
How the hell does taking a shadow kill
Pan is super trying to come between Emma and Regina
Not working together will be their biggest weakness
Itās not an iPod touch but I guess the shield will do
Canāt beat a true connection
Why the fairy gotta be black
Thereās no way. How will we go on without rumple
Great are we gonna do some weird back and forth
Regina wants to be a bad bitch and Snow will kill her vibe
Super glad there was actual reality. She didnāt just run back
Imagine being able to pull your heart out when you donāt wanna feel anymore
What the shit is that giant bat
Regina here back with the fits
I know it. Robin is friggin back
Ah yes we love a flashback
Oh my word itās the bat monkey thing. Wtf this is why Iām gonna be single forever
This is gonna be harder now. Henry is older. More jaded
ELPHABA
Lmao Grumpy is the main character
I respect that Regina isn't getting a smooth arc. Make her evil and keep her that way
Hahahahahahaha Robin and Regina
I knew they were working together
Omg this sad bitch is trying to make herself forget
Is that a tail
Omg it turned him into one. Dang poor John
So what would that make Regina the good witch
Greenie? Sounds racist
Oh boy it's Rumple time and he's gone coocoo
Spooky dream time
Spooky guilty dream time lmao
Girl what is this dry ass shave. Ever heard of razor bumps. Rumple deserves a lot but not that
That tea boiled quick af wtf
Always watch the bartender mix your drinks ladies
The horse hates it here. Listen to the horse
Not Rapunzel hahaha also doesn't she have her own prince she can't just share with snow
Wig she's black
What the hell is that spector. It's so creepy wtf. I didn't sign up for duppy business
For being a kid that was raised in New York with a single mother he's very open with strangers
Yeah Emma he goes by Hook. I like he likes to use it
Phones are so useful but why the flip phones
Why did he just yeet himself out the window. Also how the hell are they gonna get out the tower now that sheās cut her hair
Hold on why did Snows hair grow back.
Oh my gosh they're giving Regina a Zuko
Best tracker here my ass Mary you're heavily pregnant
Lumiere my guy! Lowkey wish he would dance
Hey hey what the frick I wanna see robins wrist
Damn Killian really out here being a bro
Is it time for Anna and Elsa? The movies out by now
Oh boy we got flirting. Letās go
Itās time to see the tattoo
I fuckin knew it
Silly Neil. Makin poor choices but at least we know where that brand came from
Bae you should know by now that magic has a price
Ew he absorbed him. Like a twin in the womb
Dang bro rip for real this time
Dang her dad sucks
Killian rum deffo hurts my dude
Poor thing Regina big fat feel that when you think your mom cares about you but then sheās talking shit
Girl that hat does not fit your head and you know it
Oh yeah right it's the envy that makes her green. Wait is that the lesson behind wicked?
How does she say that she's the saviour with a straight face
I kinda respect that the green is glitter
Damn that clock tower gets no respect
Ew the digging around
Oh my god sheās LITERALLY GIVE HIM HER HEART. M Y H E A R T
Oh wig she said time travel ladies
What is this pyro Oz
This show is filled with plucky girls wanting to find love and almost killing themselves and men telling them theyāre cute and saving them
This cape is floating like dr strange
Girl we been knew Eric was dead
Mary and David are young but sooo old
Iām seeing not a single seat belt
Ariel really needs to keep her hands to herself
Killian youāre killing me 
Damn when the villian talks too much and reveals her plans
I love that we're calling him Killian now. Super cute
Haha green apples that's actually funny
Don't bring good sis Robin into this
Oh man not the child!
Belle now is not the time truely
Cora had another man. So she clearly lost him. Once again heartbreak causing evil
These damn monkeys are so ugly like wtf
Why does this damn woman love these hats. They don't fit her hairstyle
Out here summoning duppies
Damn men really against shit
See this is what you get playing with duppy business. Now the door is gone
Realistically I would not be paying this man. I would kill him
Damn Cora has hated snow from before she was born
Finally the kiss I deserve
Also please know Regina is still not redeemed in my eyes but Robin is cute so I'll allow it
Where you come from people bathe in the river and use pine cones for money
Imagine being this annoying about someone you "love"
Lol this is Snows second murder
WHAT IS WITH ALL THE HEART RIPPING ITS SILLY
Mary is the most dramatic ting to ever exist
Omg finally the witches from the north and east
Lmao it's the mom from twitches
You can totally do cpr without mouth to mouth silly ting
My girl is ready to be jealous of Dorothy and she hasnāt even done anything yet
Kill her Rumple
I feel like red shoes was an easy prop. Unless they're copyrighted
Yeah that smerk tells me everything I need to know. I knew I was right to not trust her
Belle something tells me Rumple is like 700 years old
Aw little happy charming family
Lmao Rumple said it's time for murder
Lmao all powerful bring curbed by technology
Emma goes back in time and immediately ruins everything
Y'all really have the nerve to give that baby that name. Why are you trying to kill me
A wedding!! We'll ignore the age difference
Oh this season finale is gonna kill me lord. So much cute
Ah shit here we go blue slime. Fuel for season 4
Hold us is she a VILLIAN
DONT TALE AS OLD AS TIME ME
Itās Marshmallow
What is this wig David
Why is Bow Peep a gangster
What is the aging process like for these people. Is it one year per Saturn return?
I guess the cold was bothering Emma anyways
Wait who else has ice powers
Y'all are acting like this ice wall matters. You can't leave anyways
Hahaha Robin you donāt love her. Youāre with her out of obligation
I canāt tell if this reindeer is real or if itās a puppet
Grumpy is really always leading the mob. Like we get it but bruh
what is with this hat? is that mickeys hat? is the mouse coming
why does he have the hand in a jar like that? its nasty man
if he doesn't have his hook do i have to call him killian now
this hand is giving me bad vibes
This hand is reminding me of something. A hand being out of control. Damn I'll remember eventually
