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Did they just take 1 leaf of lettuce and chop it up? tf? 
Drove an hour round-trip for this because I wanted a decent salad 
Exactly my thought tbh https://twitter.com/that_ac/status/1253113014229893120
Been everywhere else local already ::shrug:: https://twitter.com/daddymads/status/1253114219828064260
Find me somewhere else that can do a decent equivalent to their buffalo chicken salad and we'll talk 
https://twitter.com/kaylashanai/status/1253114667804831744
https://twitter.com/kaylashanai/status/1253114667804831744
The local franchise, yes. I eat at Bojangles too https://twitter.com/hellertime/status/1253115684902580224
Chick-fil-a used to have an amazing salad I can't recall, but apparently I was the only one who ate it b/c they got rid of it years ago 
haven't tried McD's or Wendy's yet https://twitter.com/paix120/status/1253115804691939333
haven't tried McD's or Wendy's yet https://twitter.com/paix120/status/1253115804691939333
We're pretty much living in a national FyreFestival so you're less wrong than the joke suggests... https://twitter.com/popehat/status/1253115395373805569
Re-read my tweet lol. I know they still have salads (4 types iirc), they just axed the one I used to eat and replaced it with some mess that has corn and etc on it https://twitter.com/doc_68w_/status/1253117481377566720
Depends on which one you get, but I'm partial to their Supremes Salad: a solid bed of iceberg and romaine, shredded cheese + carrots + red cabbage, 3-4 tomatoes + cucumber slices, topped with 3 chicken supremes and a dressing of your choice 
https://twitter.com/danellis314/status/1253117633341382656
https://twitter.com/danellis314/status/1253117633341382656
That's my usual go-to locally, but they're closed down to remodel https://twitter.com/gaelicrocks/status/1253117963818893315
https://twitter.com/gaelicrocks/status/1253117963818893315
Whoa. You win the "wtf is this??" contest tonight https://twitter.com/jakkalwolf/status/1253118525457272832
https://twitter.com/jakkalwolf/status/1253118525457272832
There was, but they closed https://twitter.com/valeria1959/status/1253121619511447553
https://twitter.com/valeria1959/status/1253121619511447553
You're not wrong https://twitter.com/supermanhopkins/status/1253124083006476291
https://twitter.com/supermanhopkins/status/1253124083006476291
I see we're back to people pretending they don't understand the concept of franchises https://twitter.com/johnlk_80/status/1253307418634784768
Already answered that question mid-thread, but realizing that would require reading instead of emoting https://twitter.com/johnlk_80/status/1253308619426316291
The dead chicken was delicious tho https://twitter.com/spacetimewonder/status/1253309887985201155
I also don't chop down the trees to make my own notepad paper, or pick the cotton to sew my own clothes. Did you have a point? https://twitter.com/spacetimewonder/status/1253313610698371073
*chicken / pig / cow, but yes https://twitter.com/bob_savas/status/1253312660852092929
Big fan of their curly fries too https://twitter.com/tripledaddy/status/1253316269534822401
Maaaannnn now I want BBQ and it's not even 10am https://twitter.com/bob_savas/status/1253317930311454721
https://twitter.com/bob_savas/status/1253317930311454721
You'll probably get some gibberish about how "plants don't feel pain" or some such https://twitter.com/tbridge777/status/1253317279842021376
Sure they do, just not at a volume you can hear 
https://twitter.com/spacetimewonder/status/1253317574504448000
https://twitter.com/spacetimewonder/status/1253317574504448000
Doesn't Parker have the best followers? https://twitter.com/spacetimewonder/status/1253321512398008320
https://twitter.com/spacetimewonder/status/1253321512398008320
Actually went there first! They were out of both things I tried to order https://twitter.com/sjw_cat/status/1253322163978821637
Parker is how you found my tweet, genius. Otherwise neither you nor I would know the other existed, and we'd both be better off https://twitter.com/spacetimewonder/status/1253328922474770432
