Thread by @MikeLUHGv7, Trying FM again. Not bothering with transfers first season since the budget [...]

Trying FM again. Not bothering with transfers first season since the budget is fucking £0 and nobody wants half of these useless pricks anyway

First things first.

Day 3:

The Realism is unreal

Toast merchant coming home

You thought I wasn& #39;t that petty? You are wrong

Let Rui manage the pre season games, he& #39;s already a better Manchester United manager than Ole

Southampton shithoused a draw off me, Dalot Masterclass though

ffs.

City next

Bald fraud? Light work

Harry Maguire could never

Tactics since people keep asking, Routine win vs Bournemouth

Dead games at the moment, managed to get AWB a goal though so miracles do happen

Give the scrubs a run out at their level, needed pens to beat Brentford the useless bastards

Not sure why half the team felt the need to get booked against a team that got one shot on target but

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Cheers Avram

Couple routine wins against small clubs, Rashford doing his thing to get his 1st of the season

Ole could never. More tomorrow.

We& #39;re back

Doing 2-3 games at a time on the tweets now, Gonna try finish the season tonight

Greenwoods injured so I& #39;m being forced to play the Golden child as Ighalo went straight in the u23s

Shaw and McTominay doing their best to get me knocked out of the league cup, didn& #39;t happen

Pogba gone for 3 weeks ffs

Matic too

Down to this midfield

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Moyes still couldn& #39;t beat it the useless bastard

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Greenwood masterclass as soon as he& #39;s back, Top of the league by 2

Even he knows

Shaw is useless, Got Rui well trained though

Nothing much happening here, scousers in 2 weeks

Yellow for Pogba means he& #39;s banned vs scousers fffs

Andreas finding his level

First L of the season

Scouse bastards

Slapped Wolves to get into league cup semi

Another L to a bunch of scousers, Cheers Pogba

Far from convincing, fitness is kicking in cause xmas, half the useless twats are dead

RIP Matic

Dalot double, AWB could never

1st Jan, Glazers have give me 50m to spend, Miracle

First signing

FA cup 3rd round, Martials first goal in 10 games ffs

Scousers again next in League cup semi

Played AWB because Dalot was dead, actually got an assist, Miracle

Bus parking 2nd leg incoming

Took the daft bastard until Jan to realize he was in u23s

Who does this prick think he is ffs

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Trying to swap him for anyone that& #39;ll take him, keeps turning everyone down ffs

Signing number 2

Bye pal

RIP Martial

Don& #39;t know why or how but I aint complaining

Free back up LB so I can get rid of Shaw in summer

Avram Glazer likes this tweet

Another winner, took 8 mins

20th of the season

Out of the FA cup to Jose and the serial loser ffs

Shithoused a 1-1 at Anfield to get to league cup final

Bye Sonic

Bye Fatty

Last signing for this window

Window closed, Won the Derby, top of the league

More later/tommrow

Every fucker is injured

Romero gone

1-1 with these scrubs again ffs

Rangers in CL knockouts next, League cup final is vs City

Scouse bastards played their games in hand now

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Greenwood 3 Gerrard 0

Dalot injured, AWB banned, Williams at RB for 120 mins, still got the job done

Ole could never

Not the best time for a month out ffs

Roma light work even with 10 men

Vidal disasterclass ffs

Though to Europa quarters vs PSV

Lazio or Wolves in semi if get through

Need to go to Anifield and win basically

Nevermind, fucked the league vs Wolves, Pogba dead too

Into Europa semis, scouse game keeps getting moved ffs

League done and dusted unless I get a miracle

Oleing it up right now, Everyones getting rested for Europa from here

Leagues defo dusted

1-0 up in Europa Semi

Sorry boss

Dortmund won the other semi

Let him have a run out against a team of his level

dead rubber anyway but still

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Last game of the season, Relegated that scrub Grealish again and saved Newcastle

Pep and his cone layer sacked

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Some records and

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"MikeLUHG hates young players"

The yellow cards ffs

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2 Scrubs out, about 10 to go

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First two signings

Plot twist -

More out

Fully cleansed of Ole& #39;s dross now

Two more signings

More dross gone, not sure which I& #39;ve posted and which I ain& #39;t at this point

140m left after these signings, more tomorrow

These cunts won& #39;t budge at all ffs

Oh well, had to settle for the 2nd choice

Last signing for this window + squad

Line ups for now, made a 361 for the bigger games

Will prob switch them around a lot more this season, last one they were permanently knackard cause I had no depth and played the same team as much as I could

Maddison doing Maddison things first game of the season

Euro Super Cup vs scousers, Depay is a cunt

Daniel James merchants back in PL apparently

RIP Bruno

Mbappe appears to have arrived

Matic dead now too, laughable signing in for another body in midfield, will send him back once everyones fit

Got a CL group of

Barca, Lazio and KV Red Star Waasland-Sportkring Beveren

Last game before deadline day

No idea who this bloke is but needed another CM and scouts seem to think hes decent

Some other random transfers I& #39;ve seen

Mane to Real
Kane to PSG
Sancho to Spurs
Stones to Barca