Fuck everything on here turns into political commentary.

Quick question, if I jerk-off lefty tonight does that mean I secretly endorse Biden? And if I have my way with myself right-handed, am I a Trump supporter?

I'm sure one of you political experts can break it down for me.
Oh one more thing. If I tie myself up before said act of self-love am I a socialist or a libertarian?
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