Could someone please explain what the hell Wish sells?: a thread of baffling products hawked to me in ads.

First stop: this ear thing. What is it?
Next up: this device that... holds your tongue? Is it a pacifier? Is this a medical device? Is it a sex thing?
And now this “key” which looks like a normal key but... you can put it in a bottle, I think?
Okay. This one I actually see what they’re trying to sell. But, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
Pigeon holder or trap? Is this a tool for magicians?
I think this is just moldy bread?
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