Stan Brother; a thread of commentary #StanBrother
Look y’all don’t get mad. I’m speaking tea and no tales. .. let’s get started
Episode One.
First of all.. “welcome to the low budget diary room bitches” omg this is iconic.. Like Amanda ( @danystargryns) hunny I’m loving this energy
Okay I’m rooting for cale ( @calesreputation) and cale only. I hope he causes so many complications for y’all Chile
Not Shane ( @Shannee_e) targeting cale right off the batt. Cale ( @calesreputation) has these people pressedt already child
“Is this chemistry” sis same what the hell is averaging
Cale ( @calesreputation) - “it’s been awhile since I’ve been elementary school” I cackled byeee
“12-1 cale you have been evicted....”
This season is trash bye. Jordan will always be my first boot flop bye. This cast is trash .. um Chile anyways
This season is trash bye. Jordan will always be my first boot flop bye. This cast is trash .. um Chile anyways
Dominick ( @tribalxcouncil) involved in another steamroll alliance .. not surprised
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Amanda ( @danystargryns) “cale didn’t really give a speech... so I didn’t feel bad... if you don’t give a speech why are you really here...” okay she spilled but my bby
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Y’all let a dog ( @savekoaIas) win HoH ... Chile um... anyways!
Shane ( @Shannee_e) is nominated and that’s all that matters
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Shane ( @Shannee_e) is nominated and that’s all that matters
Kait ( @bbfml) is just so gorgeous even when she’s just sitting there .. like damn ma hop of my NECK
SEND SHANE ( @Shannee_e) HOME GODDAMMIT
“Vickin.. I’m so sorry you have been evicted” y’all hate to see POCS thrive huh.. LIKE. Vick ( @ANTI_apologxtic) sweetie you deserved to stay over that vanilla wafer ..
“Shane won safety” of course he did.. of FUCKING corse he did.
“Deejay has won hoh” okay well I hate sis but atleast he won over some vanilla wafer ..
NOMINATE THE WAFER PACKAGES PERIOD DEEJAY ( @jungkookssmiles)
“My Target is Dom” okay well Gabe ( @gabriellowelI) sweetie his minions are gonna take you out :( I wish things were different. Dominick ( @tribalxcouncil) is the wicked witch of the west in games and will send his monkeys after any one who speaks against him
Okay Austin ( @austinsgood) AMANDA ( @danystargryns) BETTER GET ALL THE SCREENTIME SHE DESERVES. PERIOD.
Mario ( @DontClapatJanae) just sitting their dripping in melanin looking gorgeous .. I’m living but bby get your screentime!!
“Kait won the veto period” okay Gabe ( @gabriellowelI) give all that gay energy. Are we surprised Kait ( @bbfml) won ?? I’m not she’s literally so talented and gorgeous
Please get Dylan piggy off my screen. He’s trash and his game is trashy and talentless.
Jordan ( @bigbrotherjh5) being nominated as he should be for sending my king Cale ( @calesreputation) home. Moving on.
“Jordan you are safe..” BITCH YALL I-OMG ITS OKAY TAYLOR WILL GET HER REVENGE BITCH
GET DYLAN OFF MY SCREEN MOVING ON.
Attacking Kait ( @bbfml) for the Hoh .. imagine thinking that’s a personality trait..
Dylan Piggy keeping Amanda ( @danystargryns) from winning HoH was such a pig move. SOMEONE EVICT HIM PLESSE
Amanda ( @danystargryns) keeping Dom ( @tribalxcouncil) from winning .. that’s hot
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Jordan ( @bigbrotherjh5) winning .. I’m going to k*s for real bye.
“Running the House” bye you’re not running anything first boot flop.
“Getting revenge on Shane ( @Shannee_e) and Deejay ( @jungkookssmiles)” okay but maybe he is stannable.. let’s see where this goes
Okay maybe I can stan Jordan ( @bigbrotherjh5)
DEEJAY ( @jungkookssmiles) LYING OUT HIS ASSHOLE. Shane ( @Shannee_e) “I have no allies” LIES AND DECENT YALL BOTH ARE SNAKESSSSS. SEND THEM HOME JESUS FIX IT
HAHAHAH SHANE WAS EVICTED HAHAHA TAYLOR REALLY CAME BACK TO BITE YOU IN THE ASS