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Back to watching Ben 10 tonight, lads.
Good Times.
Good Times.
"Who are you?"
"I'm me!"
"I'm me!"
MFW my mom and I get pushed out of a window and get lowered to safety by a fire tornado but I don't care because i got these fuccin' cahrds
If I was this kid's mom, I wouldn't trust any large men near my kid, even if they saved our life.
Especially if they were constantly on fire.
Especially if they were constantly on fire.
"The fire was just a cover-up for a jewelry store robbery! Get in!"
Gwen, how did you know about that?
Were YOU the one who started the flames?!?!
Gwen, how did you know about that?
Were YOU the one who started the flames?!?!
Oh hey, the theme song.
It *almost* slaps!
It *almost* slaps!
BEN, WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!
YOU'RE GONNA MELT THE UPHOLSTERY, DIPSHIT! THIS RV IS VINTAGE!
YOU'RE GONNA MELT THE UPHOLSTERY, DIPSHIT! THIS RV IS VINTAGE!
"I knew I should've bought those asbestos seat coverings when I had the chance..."
GRAMPS THAT KILLS PEOPLE!
GRAMPS THAT KILLS PEOPLE!
Swagalicious, Benjamin. You've taken two lives today.
Ben please stop vaporizing people with your atomic bombs
"Time sure flies when you've having fun! :}"
...you're having fun? Infrastructure was damaged, Ben! COUNTLESS LIVES WERE LOST BECAUSE OF THESE EVENTS!
...you're having fun? Infrastructure was damaged, Ben! COUNTLESS LIVES WERE LOST BECAUSE OF THESE EVENTS!
dr amiibo make a frog big size,,,,, eat a man,,,,, call that Monster Munch,,,,,,,
"Looks like you were disturbed long before I got here, pal..."
Well, Landlord Jim, maybe he's disturbed because you're a shitty landlord. I mean, the place is falling apart! Your tenant's skin was TAINTED GREEN because of these conditions! Of course he's not paying rent!
Well, Landlord Jim, maybe he's disturbed because you're a shitty landlord. I mean, the place is falling apart! Your tenant's skin was TAINTED GREEN because of these conditions! Of course he's not paying rent!
"Listen doc... You and your furry friends are out on the streets!"
"Pony up? Interesting choice of... phrases... considering how Tara Strong voices the show's protagonist..."
M MART! The only store that makes you go 'mm."
"Gwen! Get Grandpa! One of these boxes is an alien! I turned into it accidentally!"
Oh, hey! This is the first time Oingo Boingo ("Grey matter, grey matter, ooh...") shows up!
I was hoping he'd be introduced for an actual purpose instead of through a joke, but oh well. This is Ben 10 we're watching.
I was hoping he'd be introduced for an actual purpose instead of through a joke, but oh well. This is Ben 10 we're watching.
"HaHA! With these monsters, I can create UNLIMITED MONSTER MUNCH!!"
Gwen just gasped, and it sounded like the 'Woo!' from "Think (About It)"
"FOOL! I will turn Washington D.C. into Washington B.C.! BOOM! TITLE DRRROP!"
"Not now, Ben. We have a giant parrot to follow!"
Gramps, it's clearly a parakeet.
Geriatric bastard.
Gramps, it's clearly a parakeet.
Geriatric bastard.
This knockoff Half Life OST they're blasting during this scene slaps.
I also like the extra hints that Gramp's "plumber career" isn't exactly a plumber career.
I also like the extra hints that Gramp's "plumber career" isn't exactly a plumber career.
The first episode, right at the beginning, established Ben as a kid who did the right thing no matter what.
The second episode reminds us that he's a dumb 10 year old kid who wants material rewards.
These aren't *conflicting* characteristics, but they do butt heads.
The second episode reminds us that he's a dumb 10 year old kid who wants material rewards.
These aren't *conflicting* characteristics, but they do butt heads.
Dr Animo, that mammoth was *stuffed*. There was no actual mammoth DNA in that thing. How the ever-loving SHIT did you bring that to life?!??!
hole-ee fkucnig shit we are under attack
Gramp's face when he realizes both of his grandkids know how to kick ass is so off-putting
Okay, animating the T-Rex I understand. It's probably real dinosaur bones.
real cool that they animated fourarms vomiting.
you love to see it : (
you love to see it : (
RIP Gwen, 1995-2005
"Even a dweebus can surprise you..."
"Even a dweebus can surprise you..."
RIP Ben, 1995-2005
"Yeah, you'd know..."
"Yeah, you'd know..."
(*maniacal laughter that sounds suspiciously like a witch's cackle*)
SWEET LORD! WE'VE TOILED IN GOD'S DOMAIN
Stinkfly is absolutely unintelligible. I would do the "i am jus a littel creacure" meme with him but it would look like a key smash using the r, z, x, and k keys exclusively.
"Ugh.... I think I'm gonna be sick...."
"SpEw oN mE! (*UnDeCiPHeRaBlE gIbBeRiSh*)"
"SpEw oN mE! (*UnDeCiPHeRaBlE gIbBeRiSh*)"
"I can't shit cracker breath!"
Yeah, I can't make out anything he says.
Yeah, I can't make out anything he says.
"Well, gentlemen! I'm glad you joined me at 2 in the morning to look at my trophies! I do this every night just in case someone breaks in and tries to steal them so I can fight them off! With these extra numbers, there's no way we can lose!"
"...well, son of a bitch!"
Just gonna keep chugging along to episode 3 with this thread.
Gwen just used a slur, or at least used a word that I'm pretty sure is a slur (M**get), so this episode's off to a great start already!
Gwen just used a slur, or at least used a word that I'm pretty sure is a slur (M**get), so this episode's off to a great start already!
Ben Chokes to Death on Dirty Lakewater for Eighteen Painful-to-Watch Minutes [ASMR]
![Ben Chokes to Death on Dirty Lakewater for Eighteen Painful-to-Watch Minutes [ASMR]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EWP099UXkAEd0mj.png "Ben Chokes to Death on Dirty Lakewater for Eighteen Painful-to-Watch Minutes [ASMR]")
Gwen was so struck with grief, her eyebrows vanished!
