Back to watching Ben 10 tonight, lads.

Good Times.
"Who are you?"

"I& #39;m me!"
MFW my mom and I get pushed out of a window and get lowered to safety by a fire tornado but I don& #39;t care because i got these fuccin& #39; cahrds
If I was this kid& #39;s mom, I wouldn& #39;t trust any large men near my kid, even if they saved our life.

Especially if they were constantly on fire.
"The fire was just a cover-up for a jewelry store robbery! Get in!"

Gwen, how did you know about that?

Were YOU the one who started the flames?!?!
Oh hey, the theme song.

It *almost* slaps!
BEN, WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!

YOU& #39;RE GONNA MELT THE UPHOLSTERY, DIPSHIT! THIS RV IS VINTAGE!
"I knew I should& #39;ve bought those asbestos seat coverings when I had the chance..."

GRAMPS THAT KILLS PEOPLE!
Swagalicious, Benjamin. You& #39;ve taken two lives today.
Ben please stop vaporizing people with your atomic bombs
"Time sure flies when you& #39;ve having fun! :}"

...you& #39;re having fun? Infrastructure was damaged, Ben! COUNTLESS LIVES WERE LOST BECAUSE OF THESE EVENTS!
dr amiibo make a frog big size,,,,, eat a man,,,,, call that Monster Munch,,,,,,,
"Looks like you were disturbed long before I got here, pal..."

Well, Landlord Jim, maybe he& #39;s disturbed because you& #39;re a shitty landlord. I mean, the place is falling apart! Your tenant& #39;s skin was TAINTED GREEN because of these conditions! Of course he& #39;s not paying rent!
"Listen doc... You and your furry friends are out on the streets!"
"Pony up? Interesting choice of... phrases... considering how Tara Strong voices the show& #39;s protagonist..."
M MART! The only store that makes you go & #39;mm."
"Gwen! Get Grandpa! One of these boxes is an alien! I turned into it accidentally!"
Oh, hey! This is the first time Oingo Boingo ("Grey matter, grey matter, ooh...") shows up!

I was hoping he& #39;d be introduced for an actual purpose instead of through a joke, but oh well. This is Ben 10 we& #39;re watching.
"HaHA! With these monsters, I can create UNLIMITED MONSTER MUNCH!!"
Gwen just gasped, and it sounded like the & #39;Woo!& #39; from "Think (About It)"
"FOOL! I will turn Washington D.C. into Washington B.C.! BOOM! TITLE DRRROP!"
"Not now, Ben. We have a giant parrot to follow!"

Gramps, it& #39;s clearly a parakeet.

Geriatric bastard.
This knockoff Half Life OST they& #39;re blasting during this scene slaps.

I also like the extra hints that Gramp& #39;s "plumber career" isn& #39;t exactly a plumber career.
The first episode, right at the beginning, established Ben as a kid who did the right thing no matter what.

The second episode reminds us that he& #39;s a dumb 10 year old kid who wants material rewards.

These aren& #39;t *conflicting* characteristics, but they do butt heads.
Dr Animo, that mammoth was *stuffed*. There was no actual mammoth DNA in that thing. How the ever-loving SHIT did you bring that to life?!??!
hole-ee fkucnig shit we are under attack
Gramp& #39;s face when he realizes both of his grandkids know how to kick ass is so off-putting
Okay, animating the T-Rex I understand. It& #39;s probably real dinosaur bones.
real cool that they animated fourarms vomiting.

you love to see it : (
RIP Gwen, 1995-2005

"Even a dweebus can surprise you..."
RIP Ben, 1995-2005

"Yeah, you& #39;d know..."
(*maniacal laughter that sounds suspiciously like a witch& #39;s cackle*)
SWEET LORD! WE& #39;VE TOILED IN GOD& #39;S DOMAIN
Stinkfly is absolutely unintelligible. I would do the "i am jus a littel creacure" meme with him but it would look like a key smash using the r, z, x, and k keys exclusively.
"Ugh.... I think I& #39;m gonna be sick...."

"SpEw oN mE! (*UnDeCiPHeRaBlE gIbBeRiSh*)"
"I can& #39;t shit cracker breath!"

Yeah, I can& #39;t make out anything he says.
"Well, gentlemen! I& #39;m glad you joined me at 2 in the morning to look at my trophies! I do this every night just in case someone breaks in and tries to steal them so I can fight them off! With these extra numbers, there& #39;s no way we can lose!"
"...well, son of a bitch!"
Just gonna keep chugging along to episode 3 with this thread.

Gwen just used a slur, or at least used a word that I& #39;m pretty sure is a slur (M**get), so this episode& #39;s off to a great start already!
Ben Chokes to Death on Dirty Lakewater for Eighteen Painful-to-Watch Minutes [ASMR]
Gwen was so struck with grief, her eyebrows vanished!
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