Y’all. I have a black cat.

Last night I found a black cat dead in middle of road.

He has shaved leg and genitalia like my cat. Me and sister cry as we bring it home.

We cry all night and bury him this morning.
Why at 3:15 PM I’m crying on couch and my cat walks up on the back porch like meow? ? ? ? ? ?
I look over like
........WHOSE CAT DID WE BURY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
My mom has made the most sorrowful post on Facebook and IG.
My sister reactivated her instagram just to make dedication posts.
I told my team tearfully on our conference call excuse me for hiding my face for I’ve lost a piece of my heart.

For my nigga to walk up and literally look where we keep his bed and be like “where my shxt?”
“Just checked the genitalia?” Ok this is awkward but he has abnormally large balls ok. A small cat with big protruding balls.
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