—Day 3 of @JustAnEgoist’s DnD Birthday Week—

The night you’ve been waiting for all your Halfling Monk’s life was here. The night where you’d finally get to fuck your Water Nymph-O girlfriend... As a monk you’ve been trying to refrain, keep —

the abstinence that you swore to have for the rest of your life. But the Water Nymph-O’s dirty mouth was just too much for you to handle. You couldn’t get her last words, “Daddy, you couldn’t believe how wet my tight little pussy is for you. Let me suck you off. Please,” out of —

your head.

But when you walk into her house with a hard on from hell, you couldn’t help but think something was off. The chairs were tipped over, lamps broken... And there was... Frog slime? All over the floor. That’s when you knew DRUNK FROG PRINCE @InfamousLarcen had taken —

her, and all your fruity beer!!! DRUNK FROG PRINCE was once EVIL DEMON KING, king of all the lands of RP... But Water Nymph-O turned him into DRUNKEN FROG PRINCE when he stole one of her waterproof/iceproof dildos for his —

Queen, QUEEN FROSTBITCH @CrownedParadox. All her dildos kept freezing to pieces and she hadn’t had a good solo orgasm in her whole frosty life. You must save Water Nymph-O from DRUNK FROG PRINCE before he tortures her and finds out how to turn back into the EVIL DEMON KING. —

If you don’t... You’ll have the hard on from hell for the rest of your life!