oh my god i am quarantined with Carman send help

we don't have any TP but have a shocking amount of bronzer

Every time he runs out for groceries he refuses to wear PPE and inexplicably does this

why does he consider oversize suits essential purchases?

he just sing-talked at me for 45 minutes straight.

now he's doing an altar call.

it's just us here, Carman.

Now he’s just shadowboxing and mumbling the words “I’m a champion” to himself