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she said check mate? nah, go CHECK your local target’s spice aisle & expand your flavor profile beyond these 3
this is all i could think of when i read her dm
imagine keeping starter pokemon your entire life man..... couldn’t be me
this is why i make fun of white people for not putting spice in their food - this is my k*ren origin story. hit @tapinpodcast to hear the rest
