I had to go to the store for the first time in a month! I hated it! A girl said “oh stop” at me when I sighed because she squeezed past me in the aisle! This suuuuuucks
How do you know I’m not sighing bc I was in an emergency room 4 days ago and don’t want to be symptomlessly spreading anything around if I can help it??
Also this was a girl — a young hip girl who probably follows all the good twitter feeds. Remind your friends to not be assholes kids
Nobody likes this. We all hate it.
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