America,

Please stand by for this message from your Queen.https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👸🏾" title="Princess (medium dark skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Princess (medium dark skin tone)">

As a now fellow member of the British Commonwealth, I can assure you that The Queen https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👸🏾" title="Princess (medium dark skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Princess (medium dark skin tone)"> is a benevolent ruler who you can’t vote for, but will do you no harm.

Oh, except make you use “u” in neighbour. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇨🇦" title="Flag of Canada" aria-label="Emoji: Flag of Canada"> https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇬🇧" title="Flag of United Kingdom" aria-label="Emoji: Flag of United Kingdom"> https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇺🇸" title="Flag of United States" aria-label="Emoji: Flag of United States">
America, Please stand by for this message from your Queen.https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=As a now fellow member of the British Commonwealth, I can assure you that The Queen https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👸🏾" title="Princess (medium dark skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Princess (medium dark skin tone)"> is a benevolent ruler who you can’t vote for, but will do you no harm.Oh, except make you use “u” in neighbour. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇨🇦" title="Flag of Canada" aria-label="Emoji: Flag of Canada"> https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇬🇧" title="Flag of United Kingdom" aria-label="Emoji: Flag of United Kingdom"> https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇺🇸" title="Flag of United States" aria-label="Emoji: Flag of United States">" title="America, Please stand by for this message from your Queen.https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👸🏾" title="Princess (medium dark skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Princess (medium dark skin tone)">As a now fellow member of the British Commonwealth, I can assure you that The Queen https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👸🏾" title="Princess (medium dark skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Princess (medium dark skin tone)"> is a benevolent ruler who you can’t vote for, but will do you no harm.Oh, except make you use “u” in neighbour. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇨🇦" title="Flag of Canada" aria-label="Emoji: Flag of Canada"> https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇬🇧" title="Flag of United Kingdom" aria-label="Emoji: Flag of United Kingdom"> https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇺🇸" title="Flag of United States" aria-label="Emoji: Flag of United States">" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
PS...

And think about it. Are having to do ANY of these things worse than having Spanky as your “precident”?
PSS...

I’d protest the change in what side of the road you drive on. She doesn’t make us https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇨🇦" title="Flag of Canada" aria-label="Emoji: Flag of Canada"> drive on the left side of the road.

Oh yeah, and nix the vinegar on “chips”.
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