America,

Please stand by for this message from your Queen.

As a now fellow member of the British Commonwealth, I can assure you that The Queen is a benevolent ruler who you can’t vote for, but will do you no harm.

Oh, except make you use “u” in neighbour.

Wait... here they are. New edicts from your Queen .

PS...

And think about it. Are having to do ANY of these things worse than having Spanky as your “precident”?

PSS...

I’d protest the change in what side of the road you drive on. She doesn’t make us drive on the left side of the road.

Oh yeah, and nix the vinegar on “chips”.