It's gonna be so funny when other countries start banning Americans from entering
There's just no way in hell all the countries that took lockdown seriously are going to let people from the US in once their numbers are good and ours are still completely out of control
They're bringing disease. They're bringing death. And some Americans, I assume, are healthy people. But we are calling for a total and complete shutdown of Americans entering the EU until we can figure out what is going on.
Listen mr Trump we all had a long talk about this and weighed the pros and cons but what made us ultimately decide to ban Americans from entering our countries is that it would be hilarious
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