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Flat Curvers: "You want to sacrifice the elderly so your family can eat. Stop worshipping the economy."

Reality: Unemployment increases mortality risk by 63%.

Source: https://sci-hub.tw/10.1016/j.socscimed.2011.01.005
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Flat Curvers: "60,000 people might die of COVID-19 even if we keep everyone locked down. Isn't that enough for you?!"

Reality: Each percentage increase in long-term unemployment might cost us 60,000 lives. We may hit 30% unemployment

Source: https://sci-hub.tw/https://doi.org/10.1177/003232927600600408
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Look where emotional terrorism got us. Flat Curvers will have racked up a pretty high body count by the time we're done with all of this. In fact, they are on track to outpace Communism as the single most deadly ideology of the modern era for their global toll. Kudos.
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