The Laws of the Physics of Politics

1. The insiders in power (in)tend to stay in power.
2. The relative gravity of an outsider is weakened by the proximity of an insider.
3. A vote may or may not be cast according to the voter’s action - depending on whether or not it is observed (impartially) while being counted.
4. A candidate sealed in a box will always be alive unless we open the box and find him and his campaign dead.
5. The shortest distance between a politician and his goals always runs through his bank account.
6. In quantum politics - an election must be observed by the media to exist. No media observing equals no election having been held.
7. We and our politics may simply be an illusion of how we think we and politics must be.
8. A politician at rest - is dead.

///The end.
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