Grocery Shopping 2020 (thread):

Make sure you have your gloves, mask, sanitizer, and homemade wipes (if you’re lucky to have any of those). Wait in line to get in. Do I use a cart or not? Follow the arrows down the aisles or the clerk and PA system will remind you.

That guy has been standing in front of the chicken section for 10mins grabbing and putting back everything! Make sure he sees you looking at him. Stew in anger as you watch him and but you don’t say anything. He finally leaves. Carefully grab some chicken thighs.

Now is not the time to look at nutrition labels. Wait in line for cashier. Let an older person pass by you because the line goes right through the main aisle. Smile at them and be friendly, but she can’t see my face thinks I’m weirdly starring at her. Hope she doesn’t yet Rona.

While putting your items on the conveyor belt, you hear in the background a cashier annoyingly explaining to a customer, why they can’t bring in their felt shopping bags. You proudly chuckle to yourself because you already knew that you couldn’t bring felt bags in.

Tap your debit card to pay, “Insufficient Funds”. Nervously laugh and say something stupid like “I guess I’ll try the other one heh”. Now you have to use the gross keypad. Pack all items in cart without using all the plastic bags they gave you. Maneuver your way back to your car.

Pack all items in your own felt bags. Sanitize hands before starting car. Also cry a little knowing all the the wiping and cleaning you have to do when you get home. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😢" title="Crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Crying face">

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