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Ight so boom, in High school I was a savage right ? My sophomore year I started recently dating some Colombian shorty, una calne de peluche, una vaina bien. Well, someway somehow I convinced her best friend to fuck with me and obviously keep it a secret. *THREAD*
They were so close that the best friend slept at my shorty house 4 times a week because she lived in a different school district, so she had to be with my shorty to be able to go to our school. Every time I saw my shorty, her best friend had to be there. It was deadass a package
Ight so obviously her besfriend couldn’t pull up on me or me to her house because we had a very fucked up situation going on. So we decided to stay on campus one day and get shit rocking. I went to school in Florida so you already know my high school was like a college campus
Ight so we both stayed because we “had some art shit to do” (yea Ight nigga imma paint her body with my meat that’s what). It took us a solid hour to find a solid spot and then we still had to switch it. We said fuck it and went into a female bathroom Alofoke
So we go into the handicap stall, we get down to business and shit all standing up. I’m wylin on shorty (or so I thought I was back then) and we was at it for like 30min. Bro I had no idea she was a virgin and ...
Bro I went to finger shorty and then put it back in her mouth (i don’t fucking know why I seen that shit in porn and thought it was lit). BRO MY FINGERS GO IN HER MOUTH AND THEN I SEE MAD BLOOD ON MY FINGERS AND SHORTY ALMOST THREW UP AND I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING, Wild shit
I dated shorty for 6 months and I fucked her best friend or 5. Colombian women really ain’t shit bro that’s really crazy 
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I hate life
