Thread by @sykogab, HOLY SHIT I CAN ACTUALLY TALK TO MY CRUSH WITHOUT HAVING TO [...]

day 39 of quarantine: mass promote or wtvr

sykogab

HOLY SHIT I CAN ACTUALLY TALK TO MY CRUSH WITHOUT HAVING TO CONSTANTLY REMIND MYSELF TO LAY OFF DUE TO ISSUES LIKE SHE& #39;S STRAIGHT BC THIS TIME SHE& #39;S NOT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING PATT(BANG)ING MY BACK INTENSELY

if this all goes downhill im cancelling my right to talk to cute girls for the rest of 2020

gikilig ko hayyyy

she has a bf HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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JKJK

aight disclaimer: this thread is for entertainment purposes only, i.e. my sad fucking life is a joke. just want to make it a point that in this house we don& #39;t tolerate cheating bc DUH anyways, we& #39;re p solid friends now. found out SHE LIKES BL TOO

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I& #39;M NOT SAYING WHAT PLATFORM I& #39;M USING TO TALK WITH HER

though apparently i can& #39;t do this without accidentally having thrown my phone across the room every time she responds

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