sam i'm really sorry but i'm only watching these edgier more dudebro-ish unsolved videos for colby so can u... move

this gang.. um jake's a gemini and he said some whack shit so he's already my fave but he's w sam who's a sag, colby who's a cap and corey who's a virgo.... these are all the bad signs how is he getting along w them like this it's scarier than what they're doing

yeah this scary shit fire bro but can colby do asmr videos i'd pay for that... i really thought i was off of white men for a good hot minute there but whew

i started watching for colby but jake is killing me tbh.... he's such a mood.. also can they stop running whenever they hear something jake's just there like u guys but wait and they're all just runnning

the door just closed on its own during their convo and..
colby: pls tell me that was a draft
jake: tHaT wAs A gIrAfFe?

it's 5 am and I'M LOSING it at the church vid where jake was moving in the lights....half the time they freak out is just jake wandering around bc he's a psychopath

?????? HE WAS READING A GRAVESTONE AND HE ACCIDENTALLY STEPPED ONTO THE GRAVE AND SO HIS FOOT SUNK SO HE THOUGHT SOMEONE PULLED IT . JAKE LITERALLY WHAT DID U EXPECT

"when u think about it... champing is like having a sleepover with jesus".... jake ur literally saying that after being SHOOK AWAKE at 4 am... in a church... don't think jesus would do that

they went to sage themselves but ended up posing 'like tumblr girls'.... i hate them i can't stop watching

watching the stanley hotel one and jake said he loves the shining while everyone just looked at him aghast so i have finally decided to love him

he just admitted he's a psychopath and was about to call stephen king KING but went stephen king ? uh... luv him...

jake: the stanley hotel? wohoo let's gooo
also jake: 7 am flight????? nawwwwww

aaaaaand we're back
"she's kinda hot... for like an old lady" - do i even need to specify who said that

just talked about a ghost girl stealing jake's lollipop.. "i would throw down on lucy if she did that to me-" "u would throw down on a 13 year girl?" I CAN'T