If you're wondering how to social distance, a good guide is to do the opposite of what Wayhaught would do...
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Do not sit in someone else's lap.
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Do not go to parties.
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Do not shake hands, even if you have the swagger of a fucking unicorn goddess.
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Do not touch other people's hands with your hands.
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Do not touch other people's face with your hands.
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Do not touch other people's hands with your face.
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Do not touch other people's face with your face.
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Do touch other people's mouth with your mouth.
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Cover up as much as possible.
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Do not pull other people towards you by their scarves, even if you're trying to make them stop talking.
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Do not visit people in the hospital.
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Do not climb another person like the ginger tree that they are.
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