If you& #39;re wondering how to social distance, a good guide is to do the opposite of what Wayhaught would do...
(a thread)

Do not sit in someone else& #39;s lap.
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Do not go to parties.
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Do not shake hands, even if you have the swagger of a fucking unicorn goddess.
#WynonnaEarp
Do not touch other people& #39;s hands with your hands.
#WynonnaEarp
Do not touch other people& #39;s face with your hands.
#WynonnaEarp
Do not touch other people& #39;s hands with your face.
#WynonnaEarp
Do not touch other people& #39;s face with your face.
#WynonnaEarp
Do touch other people& #39;s mouth with your mouth.
#WynonnaEarp
Cover up as much as possible.
#WynonnaEarp
Do not pull other people towards you by their scarves, even if you& #39;re trying to make them stop talking.
#WynonnaEarp
Do not visit people in the hospital.
#WynonnaEarp
Do not climb another person like the ginger tree that they are.
#WynonnaEarp
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