Mom: 31 years old ka na. You should learn how to wash your own clothes.

Me:
For the record, marunong ako maglaba. Bet lang ng nanay ko mang-nag ‘pag bored siya.

Also, report these epals who have time to put their names in test kits and relief goods. May araw din kayong mga oportunista. Yes, I’m talking to you, B/ongG0.
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