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Doing what I was born to do, which is write about bats
I missed a meeting because I forgot what time it was because I was writing too much about bats. The good thing is I am writing about bats for my job. I hope my job understands my words are the only thing keeping the bats' good reputation alive.
Mexican free-tailed bats are the coolest animals ever and they singlehandedly save our agricultural industry from pests and do people still want to kill them? Yes.
I just want to write about bats forever.
I wrote 1500 words about bats. This is 500 words too many about bats. I don't know which words about bats to cut. This must be what kill your darlings means.
A delightful update: writing about bats means scientists send me photos of bats
Another delightful update: all 1500 of my words about bats are great, they just need to be rearranged. We get to keep all bat content, folks. All bat content is cleared for approval.
