live tweet thread.....
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sejun is knitting??????? crocheting????? he said he watched lessons for 3 hours??????? LMAOOAHANSKSKS SO PRECIOUS

i can’t with him he really came online suddenly to knit with us???? SEJUN AH....

so basically he’S HERE TO APOLOGISE FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO PROCEED WITH A KNITTING/CROCHETING CONTENT bc it was “too difficult”???? IM@CRYING

HABSJNSKS SEJUN AHHH BABIE :,c IF ITS DIFFICULT THEN DONT DO IT

and he said he practiced for 2 hours..............

comment: sejun are you drunk?
sejun: this is coke i haven’t had a drop of alcohol,,,, i’ve just been doing this for hours and i’m here to confess that it’s too difficult/i can’t do it(?)

BRO I HAVE ACTUAL TEARS T_____T I CANT BRETAGE

sejun: apparently there are people who are drinking~ right, afterall it’s 1am...

sejun: i miss you so much but i cant see you so i came here (??)

AAAAAAA

I CANT STOP LAUGHING HE’S SO FREAKING CUTE

someone recommended him to try something else “Skill Embroidery” and he said he’s done it before & he can even use his toes to do it LMAO

i think sejun didn’t get to eat chan’s inari sushi,,,, he said that the staff said it was delicious, but it was too big, *holds up fist* ㅎㅎㅎ

SO WHO ATE THAT WASABI SUSHI?????

someone asked about his hair and he revealed his hair color now! he said it’s patchy(???) he said he hasn’t touched up since it’s a hiatus period :)

it’s fading so nicely tho!!! <3

sejun: please sleep if you are tired! it’s not good if you’re staying up because of me! anyway for me, i’m not gonna sleep, i will fight this war(????!!!) BABSBJSJ

sejun: i drank 6 iced americanos today

WAHT THE FUCK AM I DEAF OR DID HE REALLY

sejun: i didn’t eat today, i only drank coffee

lim sejun i swear to fucking God im gonna FIGHT YOU
(he really drank 6 cups of coffee on GOD im gonna beat his ass)

comment: are you going to gain weight to 80kg?
sejun: im at 70+ kg now, and i’m planning to reach 80+ kg. i havent eaten so now i look slim... but the next time you see me i’ll become more (meaty))????

comment: why do you want to gain weight?
sejun: just because! just because~ i want to eat well, i want to recover, i want to show you all the before and after (of me). there’s a few other reasons too~

this is what happens when you drink 6 fucking cups of iced americano ladies and gentlemen ...........

10 million hearts
sejun: 10m hearts!
sejun: i should try again! maybe i’ll succeed

*20 seconds later*
sejun: no i failed... let me try again....... NEVERMIND IM NOT DOING IT ANYMORE I DONT WANNA DO IT IM NEVER GONNA DO IT AGAIN *aegyo*

IM SO SORRY SWEETIE I FEEL TERRIBLE

sejun, aegyo mode: im doing it~ i don’t want to do it~ i’m never going to do it~ i’m going to change it to something else~!!!!!!

comment: you look like an american grandmother
sejun: me? do american grandmothers look like that? i need to search it online

*searching on NAVER*
“american grandmother laughter”

HELLO??/?/)?/)/ WHAT THE FUCK bv?????????

video in bg: what the fuc—
sejun: *immediately stops video*
sejun: wah... i almost got in trouble... we can’t watch things like this!!! i think let’s not watch america... i think i’ll get in big trouble.. it might’ve become a broadcasting mistake

sejun: i actually met with my sibling today, and i asked them: among victon, do you still (only) like do hanse?
sejun’s sibling: i said i like oppa (sejun) the most~
sejun: i could see it in their face that they were lying ,,,

sejun: guys. what’s my motto? it’s “when you really really can’t do something, you have to do it two times more” so i’m going to try it two more times(??)

noo... sejun forget it youre going crazy my dude

[deep talk]
sejun: —the society wouldn’t go easy on you just because you’re young. if you don’t have the skills then what’s the point. to the alice in their 20s and 30s i want to applaud you guys,, you guys are seriously amazing......

*rambling about fansigns and seeing alices and sharing concerns/worries...**

sejun: i really really love alices~

comment: i’m in primary school
sejun: then what are you doing still up!!! what are you doing now? just because youre doing online class and don’t need to go to school??? go to sleep! so you can grow as tall as me~

comment: oppa i was just born
sejun: what are you doing still not sleeping! go to sleep now!!!! ....if you were just born, you shldn’t be able to watch tho... since you don’t know what is a phone...

SOMEONE SAVE SEJUN AND KNOCK HIM OUT TO SEND HIM TO BED PLS he’s running on a mf caffeine high

sejun: i just saw a comment saying that they’re a grandmother... grandmother, i will be good..... everyone,, grandmother is sleeping.... *whispering*

k??).!.¥:!:¥:¥!: PFFFTT IM FR CRYING

comment: can you wipe the camera lens???
sejun: *WHIPS OUT THIS SPONGE* it’s (shaped like) a tulip~ wah, it’s fun to play with alices late at night~

comment: goodnight~
sejun: goodnight~ if youre tired please sleep! it’s 2am, and it’s a weekday, not a weekend... so the people who are tired, pls sleep~ honestly i think it’s better if you don’t watch me

comment: what did you pick for your doljanchi?
sejun: i think i picked a pen. usually they say people who picked a pen would be good at studying etc. but i think picking a pen would mean that the kid will be very curious

comment: if i picked a vickeybong for doljanchi?
sejun: if people picked the vickeybong that means their destiny is to meet victon~

comment: if i picked a mouse?
sejun: that means you’ll become a pro gamer in league of legends or battleground and win in competitions

sejun: it’s so late!! i’ve been suddenly sincere and suddenly sad and suddenly happy i’ve just been suddenly *all emotions*
sejun: *talking about how he streamed longer than expected and the importance of sleep????*

someone (the grandmother) said they’re going already and sejun just “goodnight grandmother~”

sejun: i’ll end after this song ends~

sejun: today, it’s been a fun time spent with ALICE! many have asked about my hair color, yes i’m going to change it :) now my hair is white + blue colour

is he going back to black

sejun: *asks about a phrase that he’s seen k-alice use*
comment: *teaches sejun the meaning*
sejun: wow..... the terms that alice use are so high level..... anyway if there’s anything i dont know i can just ask, and you all will answer me~ :)

sejun: i suddenly missed you guys so i came here. (said something about Howling promotions that i missed) we will talk to the company and not rest to give you content~

sejun: fighting! goodnight~ thank you alice :)

— end of thread —
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; super rough #mavtranslates thread + i only translated loosely, not exactly every single thing he said bc i’m tired :c so yup anyways THANKS FOR READING HAHAHHA & thx sejun.. what a fun chap