I know this might be difficult, but if you sign for Newcastle, this is what you'll have to put up with...

A thread...

#NUFC https://twitter.com/SkySports/status/1252937698949685248
One of the most beautiful and inclusive cities in the UK, with access to hundreds of bars and restaurants.
One of the most beautiful and inclusive cities in the UK, with access to hundreds of bars and restaurants.
One of the most beautiful and inclusive cities in the UK, with access to hundreds of bars and restaurants.
One of the most beautiful and inclusive cities in the UK, with access to hundreds of bars and restaurants.
One of the most beautiful and inclusive cities in the UK, with access to hundreds of bars and restaurants.
One of the best quayside's in the UK, with stunning views, perfect for a sightseeing, and scenic strolls.
One of the best quayside's in the UK, with stunning views, perfect for a sightseeing, and scenic strolls.
One of the best quayside's in the UK, with stunning views, perfect for a sightseeing, and scenic strolls.
One of the best quayside's in the UK, with stunning views, perfect for a sightseeing, and scenic strolls.
One of the best quayside's in the UK, with stunning views, perfect for a sightseeing, and scenic strolls.
If that still doesn't do it for you, how about some art and culture? We have some of the very best venues in Europe.
If that still doesn't do it for you, how about some art and culture? We have some of the very best venues in Europe.
If that still doesn't do it for you, how about some art and culture? We have some of the very best venues in Europe.
If that still doesn't do it for you, how about some art and culture? We have some of the very best venues in Europe.
If that still doesn't do it for you, how about some art and culture? We have some of the very best venues in Europe.
If you need to get out of the city, why don't you visit one of our beaches? There are over 100 in the North East, and the air is fresh. (yes, we have dolphins).
If you need to get out of the city, why don't you visit one of our beaches? There are over 100 in the North East, and the air is fresh. (yes, we have dolphins).
If you need to get out of the city, why don't you visit one of our beaches? There are over 100 in the North East, and the air is fresh. (yes, we have dolphins).
If you need to get out of the city, why don't you visit one of our beaches? There are over 100 in the North East, and the air is fresh. (yes, we have dolphins).
If you need to get out of the city, why don't you visit one of our beaches? There are over 100 in the North East, and the air is fresh. (yes, we have dolphins).
Why not pop down the road to Gateshead, and visit the Angel, or visit the coast at night for the Northern Lights.
Why not pop down the road to Gateshead, and visit the Angel, or visit the coast at night for the Northern Lights.
Why not pop down the road to Gateshead, and visit the Angel, or visit the coast at night for the Northern Lights.
Why not pop down the road to Gateshead, and visit the Angel, or visit the coast at night for the Northern Lights.
Why not pop down the road to Gateshead, and visit the Angel, or visit the coast at night for the Northern Lights.
Still don't fancy it up here (what's wrong with you?!!) then don't worry, we have a top class train station which will take you wherever you want to go.
Still don't fancy it up here (what's wrong with you?!!) then don't worry, we have a top class train station which will take you wherever you want to go.
Still don't fancy it up here (what's wrong with you?!!) then don't worry, we have a top class train station which will take you wherever you want to go.
Still don't fancy it up here (what's wrong with you?!!) then don't worry, we have a top class train station which will take you wherever you want to go.
Still don't fancy it up here (what's wrong with you?!!) then don't worry, we have a top class train station which will take you wherever you want to go.
Finally, because you'd be coming for the Football, surely you don't need to be convinced to play here, in front of 50,000 supporters, arguably the best in the country??! #NUFC
Finally, because you'd be coming for the Football, surely you don't need to be convinced to play here, in front of 50,000 supporters, arguably the best in the country??! #NUFC
Finally, because you'd be coming for the Football, surely you don't need to be convinced to play here, in front of 50,000 supporters, arguably the best in the country??! #NUFC
Finally, because you'd be coming for the Football, surely you don't need to be convinced to play here, in front of 50,000 supporters, arguably the best in the country??! #NUFC
Finally, because you'd be coming for the Football, surely you don't need to be convinced to play here, in front of 50,000 supporters, arguably the best in the country??! #NUFC
If you're only coming for the money, I'm not sure we'd want you. You need to immerse yourself in the culture, fall in love with the city, and the people. A beautiful region, where the only thing you should be asking yourself, is why would you ever want to leave?
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