some of our clients are still saying things like 'this NEEDS to be done by the END OF THE MONTH!!!' and 'where are we holding, this seems to be taking forever!!!' and i just think that is so cute

you darling thing. this will not be done by the end of the month. nothing will be done ever again

a client just called to yell at me for how long something was taking and i just straight up muted the conversation so i could keep watching 'she's the man' and eating saltines and i honestly believe we both hung up feeling better