some of our clients are still saying things like & #39;this NEEDS to be done by the END OF THE MONTH!!!& #39; and & #39;where are we holding, this seems to be taking forever!!!& #39; and i just think that is so cute

you darling thing. this will not be done by the end of the month. nothing will be done ever again

a client just called to yell at me for how long something was taking and i just straight up muted the conversation so i could keep watching & #39;she& #39;s the man& #39; and eating saltines and i honestly believe we both hung up feeling better