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Top 10 (-1) reasons why snake sex surpasses human sex by far:
10. Males have two hemipenes! They can even be left-penised or right-penised. So if they get tired, They can use the other organ for mating, Also more options for naughtier females.
10. Males have two hemipenes! They can even be left-penised or right-penised. So if they get tired, They can use the other organ for mating, Also more options for naughtier females.
9. Lots of Cuddling! And not just in a causal boring human spooning way. But they literally lay intwined together, leaving no body part untouched.
8. Sexual cannibalism aka martyrdom for males. Females can eat the males after the mating process which means snakes have a matriarchal society and they don't have to deal with domestic violence and misogynists get what they deserve.
7. Pheromones. Whenever a female snake gets horny she'll release an odor which acts like the free version of "hot single moms in your area" for male snakes and they can just follow the odor to their source, piece of cake!
6. The cool visuals. We are not sexually attracted to snakes and yet we see snake porn everywhere, From Greece to Mesopotamia.
5. Females can close their cloaca before or even in the middle of mating if they're unsatisfied with the male which also means they don't have to worry about getting raped.
3. The hemipenes are naturally inverted inside the body and i
Are not just "hanging" like those of the human male. So they can pretty much go out bare-bottomed and not be accused of exhibitionism.
2. Their sex can last for hours to a day!
Are not just "hanging" like those of the human male. So they can pretty much go out bare-bottomed and not be accused of exhibitionism.
2. Their sex can last for hours to a day!
1. Females can choose not to get pregnant after having sex. Which means no condoms or annoying pills.They can store sperms for a long period of time and only get preggo when they fell like it! They even can have several children with different fathers.
