I've broken more chairs by sitting on them than Goldilocks.
One time was at a girlfriend's friend's big family Thanksgiving. I went down, the chair legs went out, I kept the open beer from tipping.
3x patio chairs, I presume weakened by sun exposure, split and bit my butt cheeks like an alligator snapping up a fresh baked honey ham.
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