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Article about an actor with famous parents: She perches her dainty wrists against the table, biting her lip as she boldly orders a coffee with milk. “I’m a pig” she giggles, “I’m never going to be one of these oat milk girls.” Her confidence is as bold as her blue eyes

As we devour a plate of ethical poached salmon, she swoops in as the sleeve of my cashmere jumper dangerously flirts with a dollop of ketchup. “Sauce stains are the worst” she smirks “I once ruined vintage Chanel during a late night kebab stop.” I gasp. Then I realise I’m in love

Her nickname on set is Wick. I ask why. “Oh gosh!” she blushes “how on earth did you find that out?” I let slip that it was straight from the director’s (her God Father) mouth. “It’s because he says I light up any scene like a candle.” It’s no surprise her star sign is Leo.

“I hate the word privilege” she sighs, as she fidgets in her Celine shirt. “I was the last of my friends to bag a film role. Even if SteSte (her nickname for Spielberg) wasn’t a family friend, I know I would’ve made it.” Her strength is so powerful, I joke she could play Tungsten

When asked about boys, her cheeks flush to a shade only reserved for those in love.“Let’s just say I’m very happy” she teases, as she swirls her finger in a bowl of Greek yogurt. Later I discover she’s dating Jaxson Jax (heir to a £2billion fortune) after being introduced by Bono

After our meeting she’s jetting off to New York to take part in a 24 hour spin class in aid of climate change awareness. “Donatella asked me to do an hour. She’s even designed me the most gorgeous leggings to ride in. I’ve been practising on my peloton so hopefully I won’t die!”

As we finish up our meal the discreetly handsome waiter drops off the bill. “Does this include a tip?” she enquires. He shyly says 15% is standard, but jokes being in the presence of such beauty has been enough for him. Feeling flirty, we leave 50p & a lipstick stained napkin.

I ask her if it’s hard having the whole world at her finger tips. She pauses as I take in her immaculate porcelain skin. “As long as they’re manicured then bring it on baby.” I tell her the only thing sharper than her cheekbones is her wit. “I get that a lot” she eyerolls

As we discuss the upcoming premiere of her latest movie, a gentle tension appears around her cupid bow lips. It’s clear she is nervous. I ask if this is her most stressful project to date. “No” she sighs, shaking her head. “That was learning to drive in Dad’s Porsche.”

As she approaches her 21st birthday, her view on aging is refreshing. “The best piece of advice my agent gave me is ‘age like wine.’ Which I just love. It’s about changing your perception. It doesn’t have to be perfect. A dusty corked bottle is still beautiful in the cellar.”

Away from acting, she is fiercely passionate about politics. “We have a holiday home in Florida next door to Trump. Every time we drive past I always think ‘ugh’.” I ask if she voted in the last election. “I wanted to, but none of the candidates spoke to me.”

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Truly lovely to see this thread cruising along without anyone calling me a bitch yet