The best Wish adverts I’ve had aimed at me: a thread

1. Plastic gloves for my cat. I don’t own a cat and if I did I don’t think I’d make it wear plastic gloves

2. Deep throat spray. This should come in handy when I’m deep throating the Mrs

3. Not sure what this is, an old sandwich? A piece of cake?

4. Things to make my bulge look bigger. Ordered 2

5. A handy pigeon shaped feather holder?? Who doesn’t need one of those

6. Bacon socks. I like bacon & I like socks but I don’t think they need to be the same thing

7. Incredibly discreet hearing aids I think?? I imagine wearing hearing aids is something you wouldn’t ever be slightly conscious of so these should be fine

8. Finally, I can dress up as the Michelin Man in an assortment of colours for Halloween.

9. Do you want to cuddle a colon? Say no more!