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*at bar*

hi bartender can i have scotch please

coming right ahead! *goes to prepare drink*

*looks around bar*

hmm why are there so many guys here?

here you go! *gives drink*

thank you! *pays for it*

*sniffs drink*
mmmm this tastes really good

*sigh* :,( i’m so tired of being single it’s so hard i feel so unimportant and unloved i want the affection of a man

well i guess that won’t be happening anytime soon

*singing in the rain by jinsoul plays*

omg my song!!! *chugs drink and goes to dance*

*dances*

*bumpts into someone* oh sorry!!

oh it’s ok haha! i love this song

me too i love loona they’re really amazing

whose your favorite member?

nicki minaj

huh?

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gowon lol

OHHH HAHAHAH

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy"> you’re really funny! mine is kim lip

ohh nice!

so hey i requested sweet crazy love to the dj do u wanna dance together?

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*they both dance to sweet crazy love together*

whew! that was fun haha!

yeah, i never met another loona fan in real life before lol

me either, *blushes*

so...i know we just met but you’re really attractive and i’d really like to have ur number

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Flushed face" aria-label="Emoji: Flushed face"> oh.. yeah sure *puts his number in his phone* *blushes*

okay.. i i’ll call you*blushes*

:3 *blushes* hehe he’s really cute i hope he calls me tonight!

*hours later*

he didn’t call..

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end of thread moral of the story love is stupid just stan loona

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