The problem with making oatmeal at 6 in the morning is your senses are dull and you don't look to see whether you're pulling out the honey or the zhug until it's too late. You know what? It wasn't awful.
Almost wondering if I should have topped the oatmeal off with spicy chili crisp since I put it on basically every single thing I eat.
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