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What I hate about every F1 Team: A thread.
Mercedes - Literal PR Machines. Have you seen the comments under their tweets? They're all bots. They've milked the sport dry of any interest, they pretend to be the underdog while 5 tenths faster then any other car. They're literally a color scheme change away from being N*zi's
Ferrari - FLOPS. PHLOPS. FLAWPS. Haven't won a title since 2008 dkm. Complete and utter failures for over a decade now. The bad juju from binning off Schumacher couldn't have happened to a nicer group of pasta merchants.
Imagine the Mafia in clown make up — You've got Ferrari
Imagine the Mafia in clown make up — You've got Ferrari
Red Bull - How's anybody supposed to take a drinks company seriously 
. Absolutely carried by Vettel, they've been gash ever since. Newey is completely washed in 2020. They've had the same livery for 15 years but they jumped in a pool a few times so they're fun and quirky!!!
. Absolutely carried by Vettel, they've been gash ever since. Newey is completely washed in 2020. They've had the same livery for 15 years but they jumped in a pool a few times so they're fun and quirky!!!
Mclaren - Lmaoo the most fascist team on the grid dkm. Their tail off in pace the last decade is as far right as their driver lineup . They've completely whitewashed their espionage in 2007 and have convinced feeble minds that they're a wholesome team. Ron Dennis is a hitman
. They've completely whitewashed their espionage in 2007 and have convinced feeble minds that they're a wholesome team. Ron Dennis is a hitman
Renault - Bennetton > Lotus > This heap of shit team. Another gang of bots who cheated in 2008 and fell into obscurity. If your lead driver is Daniel Ricciardo something absolutely terrible has gone wrong somewhere down the line lmao. Abeg bring back Tyrell or something
Racing Point - This team could have fucked off and died after their 9th bankruptcy and no one would have cared. Mediocre Midfield Masters. They owe their entire existence to some random Canadian boi
Alpha Tauri - State of that car launch lmao. Italy's Got Talent. There's being a drinks company, then there's being a drinks companies side bitch. Haven't had a good driver lineup since 2015
Beta Romeo - 27 years in this sport and 1 win. Shameless. They had a title shout in 2008 then blew it to focus on 2009....only to be absolute shit that season. 2015 and 16 seasons suited them. When they were dead last. Would you trust a team that employed a werewolf?
Haas - Only liked cause their Team Principal is on a 24/7 roid rage session. They upgraded their car and made it WORSE throughout. How do you do that?? Are you sure there wasn't a mole? Was it Grosjean? They have the most erratic driver line up ever. Sato/Fisichella 02 vibes lmao
Williams - Realistically speaking, how can you decline that badly? How can you go from scourge of the grid to Maldonado being your best driver to whatever the fuck the 2019 season was? I want my Williams back. Claire has blood on her hands.
