My sister and I were pulled over by a traffic warden who was extremely rude and when my sister asked him to talk nicely he replied "Aap aik tu sar pay duppatta karain phir mujh say baat karain"
A random fu*king man asked us to cover our heads.

"Ap hotay kon hain mujhay aaisa kehnay walay" "Ap nay mujhay aaisa kyun kaha" said my sister over and over again
"Sar pay dupattay ka sahi kaha hai mein nay"he replied
Right in the middle of a busy road I was saying "Mera deen hai!meri marzi hai! meri qabar hai! mera jawab hai"

Tum nay kyun nahin dhaampa?

You truly are a misfit in this world because you have stupid misfit opinions