Who wants to learn how to have a sleepover like it’s 1999?

First you gotta pick a theme.

Food Frenzy (“if you & your mates tasty snacks”)

Simply Spooky (“ask everyone to dress in black”)

Mainly Movies (including “top vids” incl. The Parent Trap, Clueless & Dr Dolittle)

Perfect Pampering (You will need “plenty of mirrors & towels”)

Deserving it’s own tweet is the ultimate sleepover playlist in “Sleepover Sounds”

Bring It All Back – S Club 7
Hey Boy Hey Girl – Chemical Brothers
Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom – Vengaboys
Viva La Radio – Lolly
Everybody (Backstreet’s Back) – Backstreet Boys

And many more...

Okay I just made the sleepover playlist in Spotify, you’re welcome. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0lI47AeP7XbwTP2zZsYY2N?si=11_OXrspT1e2c4wo2hL6zw

Next, you must gather some “Scary snacks” and “Devilish Drinks”. It seems that the book is very much hoping we picked the Spooky theme for our sleepover.

“Add scoops of ice cream to tumblers of limeade for a frothy surprise”

After hyping yourself up with the playlist and drinking a load of lime soda, ice cream and tomato juice, why not settle down with some classic scary stories, set in America, Paris and Australia...

As a pick-me-up after terrifying yourself with the scary stories, why not use this foolproof method to figure out if your crush is The One:

“Work out your love percentages with your fave lads”

Just spent 20 minutes with @maxhstainton finding out our love percentage and now he is furious and wants me to tweet that it is “DEBUNKED” and that the person who wrote the test “DESERVES TO BE EATEN ALIVE BY PIGS”

So there’s that.

Now for more bizarre heteronormative witchcraft, requiring everyone to be super into “lads”.

The rest of the book is just ghost stories with amazing stock photos of scared tweens and great typography.

“Haunted – by the ghostly sisters”
“Possessed by an evil ring” “Nightmares terrified me”
“My bedroom was haunted”

I remember being legit terrified by the ghostly sisters.