HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE: livetweet thread

i guess this is happening

TWO AND A HALF HOURS!?!??!

thnx for reminding me Sirius is dead thnx a lot

omg its a skull in the clouds... isnt that what they do when theres a new pope elected

oh noooo things are actually getting serious :((( i want toilet ghost back

HARRY YOUR HAIR LMAOOOFDGOGFDSJKLFDG

"eleven is when i get off then you can tell me all about that tosser harry potter" and i

harry checking his breath... luv

mum said its my turn on the xbox

hes a ch.. chair

brian dumbledore knits.... gay icon

short king mama ay

harry: this is hogwarts we're talking about. dumbledore. what could be safer?

harry i dont know how to break this to you but i think an old abandoned mining tunnel on the verge of collapsing is safer than hogwarts at this point

every time i see snape i want to commit a hatecrime

i dont care about these wizard n*zi's can we get a draco redemption arc please

man hes grown up in a wizard white nationalist family and been essentially conditioned to think a certain way... can we save him. please, please?

isnt he like. 16

BUSINESS OWNERS`!??!?ENRSJKHDFGHGFDHDGF

me when my family asks me for free art

LUNAAAA LUNAAAFDGFD

WE'RE BACK AT HOGWARTS LETS SEE IF THERE ARE GOING TO BE ANY NEW TEACHERS THIS YEAR!!!!!

to be fair we saw dumbledore convince horace to come back but it still counts. im sick of this shit

NOT SNAPE HA-
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oh .
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snape is defense against dark arts teacher.....

we going making potions

youre gay, you mean?

oh my god i dont care about wizard football. OR SOCCER. IM SORRY WE'RE IN ENGLAND

"me and her snogging." bro what the fuck is a snogging get that shit out of here

"what does she see in him?"
"dean? hes brillliant"

ron weasley bi icon

i love the lion king on broadway

missin fred and george hours i know they graduated but can they come back

being british is a choice get help <3

ill be your boyfriend hermione dont fucking worry abt ron anymore

and i

hermione date me challenge

best friends

OH MY GOOOD ITS ONLY BEEN AN HOUR?? IM SO BORED GOD BLES

nevermind luna date me challenge

draco leaving apples in a closet.... its for me

cormac puking on snape.. its what he deserves bitch!!!!

i forgot everyone is like 15-16 so i take back what i said abt dating me as i am 19 and thats disgoosting.

LUPINNNNNNN

RON

bellatrix.. chair but make it electric

their house....

:(((

wtf wtf wtf wtf HELLO??? HELLOO???

OH MY GOD I DO NOT CARE FOR THIS LOVE TRIANGLE

they do b kind of cute together tho

i know rons passed out after almost dying let me appreciate this moment

oh right draco is up to weird shit,,, i forgot this movie had a plot

oh no harry what the fuck did you do

HARRY WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO

theyre putting the book in the apple closet??... oh god

oh wait theyre kissing

ITS ALMOST BEEN TWO HOURS WHERES THE PLOT?

worst harry potter movie from the lack of hagrid content alone

NOOO HIS SPIDER DIED :((((

sorry for no funny commentary im just very bored

me and my brothers coming out from our rooms when we hear the dinner bell ring

why tf do you wanna talk to snape???

WHY DOES DUMBLEDORE STILL TRUST SNAPE WHATS WRONG WITH HIMMM

theyre not actually gonna kill dumbledore tho no fucking way theres like 2 movies left

i am boo boo the fucking fool yet again

circus music plays

draco redemption arc when

YOU ARE NOT TOUCHING HAGRID. SWEAR ON MY FUCKING YEEZYS WE'RE GONNA FIGHT

oh and snape was the halfblood prince all along!!!

OH THANK GOD HAGRID IS FINE

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