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What is an honest thing about you which you wish you could put on your dating app profile but you know would put many people off? #honestprofile
I don’t exercise at all. Not because I can’t, I just rarely feel any motivation to do so. #honestprofile
I love binge watching. I can happily sit on a sofa night after night, churning through several seasons of a show I love. #honestprofile
I spend about £500 a month paying off credit card debt. Most of it was left over from my marriage, but dating has also been expensive! #honestprofile
I don’t really want any more kids of my own. Four is enough for me. If you’ve got them, great, but I don’t want to make any more as I’m already thinking about what life will be like without a house full of kids. #honestprofile
I’m okay not eating fruit or vegetables for days at a time. It’s not that I dislike them – far from it – but I never feel a burning need to eat them. #honestprofile
I don’t feel anything for pets. They’re just animals. I have never once seen an animal and felt an overwhelming desire to touch it or talk to it for any reason. #honestprofile
I love travelling, but thanks to having kids and needing to cover half their school holidays it’s unlikely that I’ll be able to do anything other than weekends away without them. Not much chance of weeklong romantic breaks for two. #honestprofile
I don’t shower every single morning. #honestprofile
I’m really forgetful. There’s a chance I may forget something you told me. It’s not malicious, and can only partly be blamed by me having kids and a busy life (everyone is busy so that’s no excuse). #honestprofile
I am still friends and on good terms with some women I’ve previously dated. Some of them are actually close friends. There’s no sexual relationship involved now, they’re just amazing people that I want to keep in my life. #honestprofile
I like having a nice garden but I hate gardening. I hate that it doesn’t just stay done. #honestprofile
I only rent my house. I had kids young and lived in London, so never got the chance to get on the ladder and am still saving for a deposit. #honestprofile
I hate waking up early. Unless it’s for sex, with the option of going back to sleep afterwards, I hate being woken up early. It’s not that I’m not a morning person, but I’d rather sleep until the very second I need to get up than wake up any earlier. #honestprofile
I sometimes get obsessed with things and can’t stop thinking about them, though as soon as I feel like I’ve gotten good enough at a skill or learned what I needed to I then find it easy to drop it and move on. #honestprofile
My knowledge is a mile wide and an inch deep. This means I have opinions on almost everything, but can rarely back these up with detailed information and references (another reason I hate having a bad memory). #honestprofile
I chat about dating on Twitter! I never reveal names and rarely mention specific events, but I’m part of a wonderful little corner of Twitter and don’t want that to disappear. #honestprofile
I’m a dad of four and have them half the time. It really matters to many people, even if on later reflection they don’t mind, especially when they know I’m not looking for a stepmother for them. #honestprofile
