Wednesday headcanon thread!

What hobbies have the #discworld characters picked up in quarantine?

Rincewind tried to get really into baked potatoes but has been banned from the kitchens after accidentally summoning Bel Shamaroth.

The luggage has taken up crochet. No one is sure how, but a lack of thumbs won’t stop him.

The librarian has been keeping the books calm by teaching them yoga.

Ridcully misses hunting and has taken to making the Bursar dress as a duck and chasing him through the halls (not to be confused with the hunting of the megapode, a sacred event).

The rest of the Wizards are ostensibly learning watercolours; in reality, they are improving their Advanced Bickering.

The Times crossword maker is sending Vetinari an extra 3 crosswords a day. He’s furious.

Sybil has been knitting socks for the watch. They’re all very uncomfortable and grateful.

Captain Carrot has built a scale replica of Ankh Morpork out of matchsticks. It is absolutely beautiful and therefore not really an accurate depiction.

Angua hasn't got time for a new hobby - she's still working full shifts. So is Carrot, actually, but he's irritatingly good at finding time for *everything*.

Verity Pushpram has been perfecting the art of seafood throwing, meaning she can now deliver crustaceans while adhering to social distancing laws.

Nanny has taken to staging elaborate dramas between her figurines, and abusing Greebos morphonogenic field when she wants a chat.

Magrat tried to make a sourdough starter. It’s taken possession of the lower levels of Lancre Castle but Shawn Ogg’s pretty sure he can hold it back.

Tiffany is trying to develop new kinds of cheese and can't understand why they keep going wrong. Turns out Horace is secretly sabotaging the most promising mixtures.

The Nac Mac Feegle, with plenty of wool at their disposal, have gotten weirdly into knitting, and are now all sporting very festive jumpers.

(They're also using the needles for jousting tournaments which might explain the initial appeal.)

Moist is practising witty repartee in the mirror. Adora is seriously considering leaving to isolate elsewhere.