Like this tweet, and I'll tell you to fuck off

Hey, @CharadesForNil, fuck off!

And @newcurator, you can get to fuck as well

Listen, @jamieparkinson just fuck off will you

So, @armchair_caver if you could just go fuck yourself that would be grand

Well, @AdrianPlau, how about fucking off, eh?

Would you mind fucking off, @el_na17?

And you can fuck off too @LParker_tweets

Hey @stevedevine, if you wouldn't mind .... just ... fucking off?

& @drdanoconnor you can fuck off, come back & then fuck all the way off again

Hi @DawnHFoster *taps mic* this is less of a question and more of a fuck off

For fuck's fucking sake, @hmpim fucking fuck the fuck off

If I were @vincentstinks, I would simply fuck off

That @meroecandy can fück öff if she knows what's goöd for her

Oh @RussellDornan, you beautiful fucking man, fuck off

I don't really know you @veritykeefe but you can definitely fuck off

Hey @petecollard, curate this: fuck off

See you, @erodley, over there in Salem, guess what?

FUCK OFF

Here's a 'game mechanic' for you @marthasadie: f u c k o f f

Hey @almccrtny if it wouldn't be an imposition, could you perhaps fuck off?

Hey @scorke_ do me & the world a favour and fuck off

You & your tuba, @christinagiles can tootle the fuck off

Tweet about this, @oyKEValt: I just told you to "fuck off"

For you, @ThatJoelfella, here's a followback & a hearty FUCK OFF

Oh @ellie__miles, guess what? Fuck off!

Got a moment to do me a solid @tomabba? Great, can you fuck off

Hey @j4lebi I miss you! Get back to London so you can fuck off

Dust this off and put it on a display shelf, @Miss_Meels: fuck off

Fuck off why don't ya, @_ChristinaRoss

You can fucking fuck off too you octopus-loving fuck, @mark_carnall

I'll tell you what's a @goodmachine: a machine that fucks off

Hey @dannyrye why don't you fuck off up north or somewhere

Have you fucked off yet, or fucking what, @leerf?

Could you .... please ... fuck off @cantus94 ?

Print this on a t-shirt, @munkeatlooi : FUCK OFF!!!!!

and you, @scuff_el, in the name of christ will you just fuck off

Good morning, @wrdodger. Good morning, and fuck off

A message to you: @DMHardc: fuck off

I don't have 600 words for you this month @slinkissimo, I have 2: fuck off

hei @sara_huws fuck i ffwrdd (did I get it right??)

This is no arty joke, @TomCabot, over the hill and fuck off with you

A spectre is haunting Europe, @Arbeit_Fish: the spectre of you fucking off

Euston smells of you fucking off, @DanSmernicki

Just for you @DasJarg, a poll:

oi! @nottheothermark, yes, you @nottheothermark, why don't you fuck off @nottheothermark

Who's that, over there in the distance, barely visible but also clearly fucking off? Why, it's @AidMaart

Well now @aaprocter I enjoyed your book, but that doesn't make you better than anyone else on here, so you too can also fuck off

Hey @soundcube you & your amazing fiery hot chillies can fuck off

Can you hear me up in Scotland, @melissaterras? fuuuuuuuuuuck off!

Here's a database for you, @felicitycallard

Bertie Bassett says fuck off, is what Bertie Bassett says, @johnarussell

tell Ruth I owe her a call, @thecarleast, and then fuck off

Here's a theory of landscape for you
@tim_waterman: see that landscape over there -- fuck off over it

Space: the final frontier. Sounds like a good place to fuck off to, @radiokate

What to say, @ztscrpt, what to say? Fuck off might be a start.

Basically just phoning this shit in now. Fuck off @erictheise

You too @martinidemisec: fuck off

And you, @jphew66? yeah, fuck off

Can you teach the internet to fuck off, @samvilkins?

hey @katiprice you & your big fucking teapot museum can fucking fuck off

Passionately engage with this, @ATS_Spencer:

fuck off

And you, @BrokenBiros, yes you can definitely-and-beyond-the-shadow-of-a-flickering-doubt fuck off

I am so very very tired now, but I will never be too tired to tell @f_sd when he can fuck off

Long time no see @john_syrup! Now fuck off and make it another while.

here's a blast-from-the-past 'Bleakie' for you @PJDubyaM

A cheap "fuck off" done quick for @v21

Good morning and a sunny fuck off to you, @lornarichardson

And to you too, @K1Howard: fuck off!

You're one of the nicest fellas on here @joevaugh4n, but there's no escaping your destiny, which is fucking off

It's your turn at last, @MGM304, I hope it was worth the wait.

Are you ready for it?

It's on its way

It's nearly here ....

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand:

fuck off

Here, I've unlocked a museum for you @profdanhicks, it's The Museum of Fuck Off

Take a long swim off a short pier and fuck off, @joz_freeman

Is that you, @whimsley, is that you fucking off?

you were late to this party @joolsd, and now you're here, you can fuck back off again

hey @bouncingdan, bounce the fuck off

shit a @bowbrick, you can fuck off!

oh hey @ClaireLFleming, fuck off will ya??

Let me say this loudly, @tamarmillen and let me say this clearly: fuck off

and here's a 'fuck' 'off' for you @Emma_Shepley

another massive FUCK OFF heading over Hadrian's Wall for @cawston

can you please just fuck off, @_dorgold_

ultra-fuckoffs for @UltraCobalt

I'm very tempted to tell @matthewcock to 'cock off' but the rules are the rules, and he gets a bog-standard fuck off like the rest of you

eeeek, @Like_the_sofa is a colleague, so I hope I don't get in trouble at work for telling her to fuck off

a highly ethical fuck off to @ashcroftethics

build a 'season' around this, @_johnoshea: fuck off

An ultra-left slogan for you @evanishistory: Call A General Fuck Off Now

Hey, @davidmuseums! Yes, you! Fuck off!

you too, @duxvimes: Fuck. Off.

o dear @GentCarl, time for you to fuck off too

on yer bike and fuck the fuckity off, @jamesinealing

iiit's time to fuck off, @iiitskirstyn

I'll actually subscribe to your substack one of these days, @abrightfar, but in the meantime be a good boy and fuck off

The legend that is @piss_wizard, the legend that can fuck off

how ya doing, @GabeMoshenska? ready to fuck off?

your account's not locked enough to keep this fuck off out, @emmmdott

Here's @lindsey_green, 'changing how museums work' by 'fucking off'

got a book out, is it, @RachelGenn? fuck off with it!

Finally reached the end of the likes list with @danhett. 'Like' this, Dan: Fuck Off.

christ, there's more. will this parade of fucking off never end, @TMPHopkins1

well, @soupdragon2000, fuck off to button moon or wherever it is you're from

and you, @tony_white_ you can fuck off of twitter, get back to your desk, and get the next novel in that trilogy out, I've been fucking waiting.

oh, @mariiieclaiiire has it come to this? fucking off?

just fuck off, @lowerformofwit

a submission for you, @foxholemagazine

Fuck off, by Danny Birchall

Fuck off

(2 words)

No longer just down the road, but still fucking off, @ashleymaerie