Like this tweet, and I& #39;ll tell you to fuck off
Hey, @CharadesForNil, fuck off!
And @newcurator, you can get to fuck as well
Listen, @jamieparkinson just fuck off will you
So, @armchair_caver if you could just go fuck yourself that would be grand
Well, @AdrianPlau, how about fucking off, eh?
Would you mind fucking off, @el_na17?
And you can fuck off too @LParker_tweets
Hey @stevedevine, if you wouldn& #39;t mind .... just ... fucking off?
& @drdanoconnor you can fuck off, come back & then fuck all the way off again
Hi @DawnHFoster *taps mic* this is less of a question and more of a fuck off
For fuck& #39;s fucking sake, @hmpim fucking fuck the fuck off
If I were @vincentstinks, I would simply fuck off
That @meroecandy can fĂŒck öff if she knows what& #39;s goöd for her
Oh @RussellDornan, you beautiful fucking man, fuck off
I don& #39;t really know you @veritykeefe but you can definitely fuck off
Hey @petecollard, curate this: fuck off
See you, @erodley, over there in Salem, guess what?

FUCK OFF
Here& #39;s a & #39;game mechanic& #39; for you @marthasadie: f u c k o f f
Hey @almccrtny if it wouldn& #39;t be an imposition, could you perhaps fuck off?
Hey @scorke_ do me & the world a favour and fuck off
You & your tuba, @christinagiles can tootle the fuck off
Tweet about this, @oyKEValt: I just told you to "fuck off"
For you, @ThatJoelfella, here& #39;s a followback & a hearty FUCK OFF
Oh @ellie__miles, guess what? Fuck off!
Got a moment to do me a solid @tomabba? Great, can you fuck off
Hey @j4lebi I miss you! Get back to London so you can fuck off
Dust this off and put it on a display shelf, @Miss_Meels: fuck off
Fuck off why don& #39;t ya, @_ChristinaRoss
You can fucking fuck off too you octopus-loving fuck, @mark_carnall
I& #39;ll tell you what& #39;s a @goodmachine: a machine that fucks off
Hey @dannyrye why don& #39;t you fuck off up north or somewhere
Have you fucked off yet, or fucking what, @leerf?
Could you .... please ... fuck off @cantus94 ?
Print this on a t-shirt, @munkeatlooi : FUCK OFF!!!!!
and you, @scuff_el, in the name of christ will you just fuck off
Good morning, @wrdodger. Good morning, and fuck off
A message to you: @DMHardc: fuck off
I don& #39;t have 600 words for you this month @slinkissimo, I have 2: fuck off
hei @sara_huws fuck i ffwrdd (did I get it right??)
This is no arty joke, @TomCabot, over the hill and fuck off with you
A spectre is haunting Europe, @Arbeit_Fish: the spectre of you fucking off
Euston smells of you fucking off, @DanSmernicki
Just for you @DasJarg, a poll:
oi! @nottheothermark, yes, you @nottheothermark, why don& #39;t you fuck off @nottheothermark
Who& #39;s that, over there in the distance, barely visible but also clearly fucking off? Why, it& #39;s @AidMaart
Well now @aaprocter I enjoyed your book, but that doesn& #39;t make you better than anyone else on here, so you too can also fuck off
Hey @soundcube you & your amazing fiery hot chillies can fuck off
Can you hear me up in Scotland, @melissaterras? fuuuuuuuuuuck off!
Here& #39;s a database for you, @felicitycallard
Bertie Bassett says fuck off, is what Bertie Bassett says, @johnarussell
tell Ruth I owe her a call, @thecarleast, and then fuck off
Here& #39;s a theory of landscape for you
@tim_waterman: see that landscape over there -- fuck off over it
Space: the final frontier. Sounds like a good place to fuck off to, @radiokate
What to say, @ztscrpt, what to say? Fuck off might be a start.
Basically just phoning this shit in now. Fuck off @erictheise
You too @martinidemisec: fuck off
And you, @jphew66? yeah, fuck off
Can you teach the internet to fuck off, @samvilkins?
hey @katiprice you & your big fucking teapot museum can fucking fuck off
Passionately engage with this, @ATS_Spencer:

fuck off
And you, @BrokenBiros, yes you can definitely-and-beyond-the-shadow-of-a-flickering-doubt fuck off
I am so very very tired now, but I will never be too tired to tell @f_sd when he can fuck off
Long time no see @john_syrup! Now fuck off and make it another while.
here& #39;s a blast-from-the-past & #39;Bleakie& #39; for you @PJDubyaM
A cheap "fuck off" done quick for @v21
Good morning and a sunny fuck off to you, @lornarichardson
And to you too, @K1Howard: fuck off!
You& #39;re one of the nicest fellas on here @joevaugh4n, but there& #39;s no escaping your destiny, which is fucking off
It& #39;s your turn at last, @MGM304, I hope it was worth the wait.

Are you ready for it?

It& #39;s on its way

It& #39;s nearly here ....

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand:

fuck off
Here, I& #39;ve unlocked a museum for you @profdanhicks, it& #39;s The Museum of Fuck Off
Take a long swim off a short pier and fuck off, @joz_freeman
Is that you, @whimsley, is that you fucking off?
you were late to this party @joolsd, and now you& #39;re here, you can fuck back off again
hey @bouncingdan, bounce the fuck off
shit a @bowbrick, you can fuck off!
oh hey @ClaireLFleming, fuck off will ya??
Let me say this loudly, @tamarmillen and let me say this clearly: fuck off
and here& #39;s a & #39;fuck& #39; & #39;off& #39; for you @Emma_Shepley
another massive FUCK OFF heading over Hadrian& #39;s Wall for @cawston
can you please just fuck off, @_dorgold_
ultra-fuckoffs for @UltraCobalt
I& #39;m very tempted to tell @matthewcock to & #39;cock off& #39; but the rules are the rules, and he gets a bog-standard fuck off like the rest of you
eeeek, @Like_the_sofa is a colleague, so I hope I don& #39;t get in trouble at work for telling her to fuck off
a highly ethical fuck off to @ashcroftethics
build a & #39;season& #39; around this, @_johnoshea: fuck off
An ultra-left slogan for you @evanishistory: Call A General Fuck Off Now
Hey, @davidmuseums! Yes, you! Fuck off!
you too, @duxvimes: Fuck. Off.
o dear @GentCarl, time for you to fuck off too
on yer bike and fuck the fuckity off, @jamesinealing
iiit& #39;s time to fuck off, @iiitskirstyn
I& #39;ll actually subscribe to your substack one of these days, @abrightfar, but in the meantime be a good boy and fuck off
The legend that is @piss_wizard, the legend that can fuck off
how ya doing, @GabeMoshenska? ready to fuck off?
your account& #39;s not locked enough to keep this fuck off out, @emmmdott
Here& #39;s @lindsey_green, & #39;changing how museums work& #39; by & #39;fucking off& #39;
got a book out, is it, @RachelGenn? fuck off with it!
Finally reached the end of the likes list with @danhett. & #39;Like& #39; this, Dan: Fuck Off.
christ, there& #39;s more. will this parade of fucking off never end, @TMPHopkins1
well, @soupdragon2000, fuck off to button moon or wherever it is you& #39;re from
and you, @tony_white_ you can fuck off of twitter, get back to your desk, and get the next novel in that trilogy out, I& #39;ve been fucking waiting.
oh, @mariiieclaiiire has it come to this? fucking off?
just fuck off, @lowerformofwit
a submission for you, @foxholemagazine

Fuck off, by Danny Birchall

Fuck off

(2 words)
No longer just down the road, but still fucking off, @ashleymaerie
You can follow @dannybirchall.
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