this week's episode of roswell new mexico was made specifically for me and no one else. fuck. lmfao. FUCK

would u ever just straight-up die for someone

anyway i had to pause this episode like 12 times because it was quite literally perfect for me LMFAO i kept having to pause to be like "oh my god" just sitting alone in the middle of the night

also maria just braining a would-be murderer with an axe?????? extremely my shit. also if i ever have a full-on break with reality and go Full Murderer i will also probably sing tiffany's "i think we're alone now" off-key as i chase people through cornfields

and having a desperate threesome with the two people closest to you in response to a traumatic event / as a way to get closure? somehow this is my brand. i cannot and will not and WOULD NOT explain. thank you

isobel/kyle dancing? very cute. i want them to be best friends (who make out (it's not in the cards but i want it))

I HAVEN'T
EVEN TOLD YOU
ABOUT THE LESBIAN PART YET

again, i ask: would u ever just straight-up die for someone

it's very weird because i see so much kneejerk negativity about the reboot and it makes me feel BAD and GUILTY for liking it as much as i do. but it is very much a "to me you are perfect" situation, where the "you" in question is roswell new mexico.

the show i wanted! the show i needed! idk it gives me the same "they were all in love with each other" shit that the raven cycle gives me where it's just like... a show about people... who have People. does that make sense (it doesn't)

granted i also have literally no attachment to the original series (books or TV, although i've watched a lot of the original show). i just wasn't really a fan, even though i tried to be

i watched a TON of it and just felt like "this should feel like it's made for me, it's got a ton of shit that i like, but it just doesn't work for me," and the reboot is the opposite, idk mannnnnnnn i love everybody

i'm very tired LMFADSJFlskdfjLF PLEASE HELP ME

i knitted this seashell while i watched the episode and i hate it! my disgusting son

this has no bearing on anything nor any relevance to roswell. i just wanted to share that i created something. and that the something i created is hideous. a failed experiment. an abomination. a crime in the eyes of man and god

sometimes i am struck with a burst of manic energy and i wonder if i'm bipolar but i think i am just annoying

i'm going to block my repulsive seashell. i keep looking at it and wondering: why does it look like that

this thread is a journey!!!! in other news i am now seeing anxious manifestations in my peripheral vision so it is time for me to lie down in the dark forever goodnight! goodnight to all of you and to my unsightly seashell child