I am now going to watch Tromeo & Juliet, the 1 hour and 47 minute movie from when this gif came.

It is narrated by Lemmy from Motörhead. https://twitter.com/plaidamdriver/status/1252748924391247872

Okay guys if you are triggered by, well, anything at all, don't watch it. Dead animals, blood, incest, drugs, eating disorders, non-con, and people from New Jersey.
Luckily I'm not triggered by anything.

Lots of boobs. A rotary phone covered in leopard print fur. Softcore porn.
Domestic violence.
Hot hot lesbian action!

The plot is unimportant here. It's Romeo and Juliet.

Oh god it's the monster dick scene. Why is she in an inflatable pool? Even in a nightmare?

Her creepy dad thinks her curling iron is a dildo he is very creepy. So creepy.

Kid is dying on the sidewalk and there's some random dude with a lizard on his shoulder walking by.

Did they actually shove raisins in bologna and call it raisin loaf? Did they?

"Listen, I'm gonna go jerk off in my hand and then swish it in to the punch bowl."

"For I ne'er saw true beauty till this night"

He did the entire speech. In a cow costume.

"let lips do what hands do; They pray"

Tromeo snuck in her bedroom and is sucking her entire big toe.

Wait no it's another nightmare she's "pregnant" with popcorn and rats.

She woke up and Crerpy Dad is sprawled next to her in bed wearing only a speedo and a watch.

This scene is A Lot.

"What light from yonder plexiglass breaks?"

Okay bitch stop soliloquy-ing about her ass and get her out of the box.

Oooooo they gon fuck in this box and her girlfriend is watching.

Tromeo kept his socks on.

Juliet called a phone sex line and is getting off to the voice of a dude with egg salad in his goatee.

Now she and Tromeo are married.

Cue cute 90s couple montage. With added street sex.

He got a hammer decorated with Hitler's head through his skull and his last request is a kiss from his cousin Tromeo.

I'm not going to describe the next scene except to say that it ended with these two children playing catch with a freshly decapitated head.

The priest who married them just sent her to a sorcerer in Chinatown. In an opium den. Named Fu Chang. He gave her a potion.

This is Fu Chang.

She drank that shit.

"O true apothecary, Thy drugs are quick," she says, as she pukes green foam and the dead characters yell at her.

So, she's trying to scare off raisin loaf guy with the results of this potion. She has undergone a transformation.

Yes. That is a dick.

Broke the thread because I decided to delete the more triggery stuff. https://twitter.com/kookoocachooooo/status/1252910188132270080?s=19